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Old 12-12-2009, 06:01 AM   #6276
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*wraps arm round cowboy's shoulders*

We shall pass out here purty soon, and then, fall off our stools, snore, drool . . . then we can do it all over again.
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Old 12-12-2009, 06:09 AM   #6277
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We haf...

we hab

wa hav ta jup off the ruff first.
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Old 12-12-2009, 06:21 AM   #6278
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Do we really need to do that dude? How high up is it, cause like, my knees shake when I stand on a chair.

Iffin we have to--You jump first, and then you promise to catch me or go and get that watering thingy so as I can jump into it.

and, hold on that. I haz to take my kids girl home. If you haven't jumped yet when I get back, I might have courage by then.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:02 AM   #6279
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:05 AM   #6280
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Do we really need to do that dude? How high up is it, cause like, my knees shake when I stand on a chair.

Iffin we have to--You jump first, and then you promise to catch me or go and get that watering thingy so as I can jump into it.

and, hold on that. I haz to take my kids girl home. If you haven't jumped yet when I get back, I might have courage by then.

Ah...

wha waz that.

Wherz tha lader?
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:05 AM   #6281
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Do we really need to do that dude? How high up is it, cause like, my knees shake when I stand on a chair.

Iffin we have to--You jump first, and then you promise to catch me or go and get that watering thingy so as I can jump into it.

and, hold on that. I haz to take my kids girl home. If you haven't jumped yet when I get back, I might have courage by then.
Don't worry Tiz, 'Ol Dan ain't that brave either. I'll bet.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:06 AM   #6282
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:13 AM   #6283
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I'z back.

Ethel! Help me hide the latter!

I ain't doin it! no way! I'z too scared!
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:18 AM   #6284
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com on gals

it'll be...it'll be...it'll be...uh...fun. yeah
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:20 AM   #6285
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You know, as much as I want to say you really shouldn't jump. Part of me just wants to watch and laugh.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:25 AM   #6286
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Will you at least hol...hold the latter?

come on Tiz. Ethel dosen't want to fly.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:30 AM   #6287
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I don't think I'm as lit as you. I'm gonna need to be plastered to climb up that thing. Tell ya what, you go ahead and show me how it's done. I learn by example.
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Ok then...

First. This is how you climb a latter. One rung at a time. Oops!

It's important to becareful. Very important rule. Remember that.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:43 AM   #6289
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If you fall, I'll try to save you, but . . . well, I make no guarantees of a desirable outcome.

*holds out hands and looks up*

Holy smokers!! Maybe you should hold on with both hands. Throw me down that bottle.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:46 AM   #6290
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I need this bottle, and really having both hands on the latter is way way over rated.
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Oh there's snow on the ground. That'll cushion his fall... Some.
I have no intention of falling. I'm going to fly. :P
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Alright alright Sweetie, don't get upset. Sure you can fly. *snickers*
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All show you.

Tiz! Are you watching this. Cause you're next.
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Dude is this like a metaphor or sumpin? Where you flyin to?

I hope the roof is in good repairs. Good grainy grits. I'mz tellin ya. That there ladder aint' lookin to stable.

(I just realized that I so totally spelled ladder wrong!! LOL. I need some food or something)
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All show you.

Tiz! Are you watching this. Cause you're next.
Omg. *closes eyes*

If Dan can do this, so can I. *starts climbin up the ladder*

*looks down* Ah crap!
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*hides peace pipe under coat and jumps into sky*

WoooHoooo!!!!

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*falls*

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Dan! Dan!

*slides back down the ladder quicker than hot vaseline*

Iz you alrights!! *beats on Dan* I said! Iz you alrights!!
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