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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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I could have done that to you, you know. But I'm far too nice.
I'd never do anything like that to anyone's avatar.
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MacAllister's Official Minion & Greeter
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: The Prairies and Lakes
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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<<<Barricade
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,688
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Okay. So I'm being punished, why?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,688
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Care for a chaw, Dan'l?
*passes Dan a pawfull of catnip*
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Thanks
**starts getting a buzz** That's good stuff |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,817
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*takes note* Obviously she hasn't read the "What's Your Avatar?" thread lately.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,068
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I told y'all not t' mess wit' the bag, din't I?
Din't I tell ya's? Now, look at the consequences. <gets out old book, flips through pages, starts muttering in ancient language and drawing symbols on the bar's floor in dark red paint> <spit> |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,695
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![]() Old bag?!?!?!? **Twitches avatar finger**
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,817
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Red "paint?"
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Reg, the bag I dragged in and stuffed under the bar yesterday. Somebody must've messed with it.
Not you. <continues painting strange symbols on floor and muttering in strange language> <spit> |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Haggis, I might be an ordained minister, but nobody ever asked what church it was that ordained me.
<spit> Reminds me of the sayin' in that flicker show about Wyatt Earp - "You tell 'em I'm comin', and Hell's comin' with me!" |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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*spit*
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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That is so unkittenish
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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*spit hiss spit*
I forgot the hiss
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,817
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Wait, I released cute and fluffy avatars on the saloon? What the hell kind of evil is that? Charlatan! Charlatan! Grab the tar and feathers. And someone get a rope.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,688
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Well, my daughter is an OCP from the Church of Spiritual Humanism. You know, OCP--Ordained Clergy Person. I think it cost her five bucks over paypal. What church do you represent?
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,825
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Stretch the varmint
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Self-Banned
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,643
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It's nice to see the sparkly side of Dan....
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,695
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The patrons of this saloon are getting stranger every day. It's about damn time.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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