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Old 12-03-2009, 05:21 PM   #26
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I'm not sure sure--weren't you in a film where you showed your backside when you were in your twenties? Aren't you too old and wrinkly to do it now?
If you want me to see your latest videos, I think I'll take a pass.
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Ooh, how very 'Charred'. This witch burning stuff is all a bit smelly.
Okay, next time we'll remember to baste. Will that make you happy?
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