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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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I knew they were all plotting against me. I KNEW IT!
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Weird is what I do.
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Why are we whispering?
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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i like to whisper, too
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Because Angie's out to get me.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Weird is what I do.
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Oh, that is nice. What is she going out to get you? Is it a surprise?
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I hope it's new underwear. The elastic is shot in the pair I'm wearing now.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Weird is what I do.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TN
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Why is everything sound creepier when you whisper? Especially you. Quote:
Oh wait, is that the pair I borrowed? Ummmm, I might have stretched it out when I decided carrying a purse was too cumbersome so I stuffed all my essentials in the undies instead. . .nothing weird, just the normal reference dictionary, telephone book, 6 pack of soda and such. Ummm, sorry.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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Speak up, jabberwockies!
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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I came as quickly as I could. Who's yelling in here?!? What? You're out of cream cheese? Bologna? Snappy comebacks?
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Totally Ninja!
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
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I'm on the phone.
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Storygirl broke my underwear.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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Totally Ninja!
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I'm on the phone.
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No, I'm out of underwear. Can't you follow along?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
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You're out of costume.
That's true.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
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You're out of underwear! He's out of underwear! I'm out of underwear! This whole place is out of underwear!
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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I'm on the phone.
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Is that even legal?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Weird is what I do.
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I borrowed it. . .how it broke it still a mystery. *innocent grin*
Rob only has one line. . .and that's not it.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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How 'bout some fries to go with that shake?
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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I'm on the phone.
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Maybe they could rename this thread The Bologna and Cream Cheese Commando Thread.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
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This a strange, strange little thread.
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Weird is what I do.
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I try to keep it normal, like me. But I can only do so much.
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Yes, I know, sg.
It's that quickWit who makes it so abnormal. |
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Weird is what I do.
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Finally, someone who gets it.
Of course, Rob, other Rob, and Monkeyman don't help much either.
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