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Riff-Raff
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practical experience, FTW
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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And rob is right!
Man, this place is crawlin' with chicks today!
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*braids hair*
Whatevs, girlfriend. |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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writer, mother, geek
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Your ass looks fat in that dress.
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It's a skort, DH...
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writer, mother, geek
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*breaks finger*
*smiles sweetly*
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because what you see on Springer is a snapshot of American life, is that it, Rob?
yeah....I thought so.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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Snapshot? It's an award-winning documentary...
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Totally Ninja!
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I thought snapshot was that Paul Newman hockey movie from the 70's.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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No, that was Absence of Muppets.
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I thought it was Scent of a Woman
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I thought it was The 'Burbs
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggraaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
That's all I have to add. |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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Why you little....--Beeeeeep beep BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP--
*springs from chair, throwing it to the side, arms forward* I knew you -Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep- her! I knew -Beeeeeep beeeeep beeeep-- slut! *flails as bouncer tries to subdue me while my shirt "accidentally" comes up around my neck....* --Beeeeeeeeeeeeep beeep *commercial break*
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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*changes channel*
Maybe there's something good on Lifetime...
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
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It's off.
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Totally Ninja!
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![]() good one.
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We should all sing David Hasselhoff songs now.
How about it? |
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he has songs?
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They're more than songs, super-C. They're like manuals for life.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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no wonder I've been so lost all these years...
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