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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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What kind of life?
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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the life of a man who can run around on a beach with Baywatch chicks for a living...
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Riff-Raff
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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You know what I think? I think you are David Hasselhoff.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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Make her take her shirt off, toss her a cheeseburger, and we'll find out.
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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Even the thought of that makes me laugh, ergo she must be the Hoff.
Scientifically proven. |
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I have plans...
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Junior Nation
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I have plans...
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Breakfast for everyone!
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I find cocktails too effeminate for breakfast time. Got any beer?
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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...and beans. Fanks and beans.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
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Tee hee.... the jewelry store next to me used to have 2 wiener dogs named Frank & Beans
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Did they have bedazzled collars?
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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*mixes up a Pink Lady for Silent Rob* Enjoy.
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Does it come with a little umbrella I can put in my hair?
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*zaps thread with a million, billion volts of electricity*
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I have plans...
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Shoot. This thread needs more of us on it more frequently, including me! I miss cantinaing. (That's a verb. I just made it a verb.)
Maybe this will help: http://militaryrelocationnews.com/im...4988345306.jpg
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I have plans...
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![]() I share because I love.
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I like to write and stuff...
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Gotham City, baby
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*snickers at the word bedazzled*
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You're only snickering because you haven't been bedazzled yet.
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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*glances up as lights flicker*
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Riff-Raff
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I feel renewed!
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