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Cartoon'd.
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Up you're's.
Yes, you're's. Loos'er.
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I'm on the phone.
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Screw's you.
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Bit'e mE.
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come in, all you jesters
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Ru'Paul.
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Squirrel, Sekrit type, 1 ea.
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Your all making me very disturbed with you're fragrant disregard of the english language; and you're flaunting of grammer rules. Your all definately a bunch of wierd loosers.
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Tigress Tyrant
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
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I vote for the zebra. She posed in a pic with me.
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Quote:
DL: To be fair, I was drunk.
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Tigress Tyrant
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Naturally.
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Tigress Tyrant
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It's a dorky day!
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It was way up mine! Dang!
Took me an hour to get it out!
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A Work in Progress
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I misread that as pirate smuggling.
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THE REASONS - Now Available!
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thi's th'red tit'le 'as alrea'dy be'en us'ed. It's an ABC thr'ead tit'le.
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A Work in Progress
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Is that Canadian? It looks kinda like Welsh--without the hairballs.
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THE REASONS - Now Available!
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Quote:
I like the grape juice.
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The grape juice is quite tasty.
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THE REASONS - Now Available!
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i know. that's why i said i like it. dumbass.
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Pours grape juice over Kevin's head.
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THE REASONS - Now Available!
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double post in separate threads!?! that is the height of lazy.
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That's how I roll.
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thread stalker
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i approve of this thread.
and the hat. love the hat.
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teh evil broad
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I let the Zebra borrow it. Wasn't that nice of me, cray. she was hungover, so we were tryna keep the sun out of her eyes.
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thread stalker
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you are too kind.
now make with the juicy photos!
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