Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write
A publisher or agency using Google ads to solicit your novel probably isn't anyone you want to write for.
|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
#626 |
|
commaholic and adverb junkie
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 406
![]() |
Hee hee, that's my theme song too.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#627 |
|
Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,439
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Does, "We're not taking new clients on at the moment." count as a rejection?
Ah well, c'est la vie. I'm in the middle of a massive re-write anyhow, probably best if I don't get any more requests until I'm done with that. On that note... If anyone wants a look at my new Chapter 1 it's posted on Children's SYW, nobody there is commenting and I'd really appreciate something! Even if all you want to leave is a form rejection letter.
__________________
When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
|
|
|
|
|
#628 |
|
New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 39
![]() |
Total silence! I am starting to wonder why none of the 30 plus queries I have had out are not getting back to me. Are there that many agents that just don't send a reply? General question- I have noticed in a lot of queries people will say it is like ------ meets -----. Comparing the book to perviously written novels. Should I be trying to compare my book to something that has already been written. Just an idea-anything to get me more requests! I'm dying here
|
|
|
|
|
|
#629 |
|
Not a new kid
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 1,437
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This rejection made me laugh because it was so to the point:
"Unfortunately this does not sound right for us. Good luck, Agent Fancypants"
__________________
Joni's Freewheelin' Blog of Despair Woman in Love—Jane and Keith Day are mother and son in a coming-of-age story set to the Bicentennial. The Secret life of Dr. Johnny Fever—The rambling adventures of nomadic disc jockey Dr. Johnny Fever. Ismay—Despite exoneration from the Titanic’s sinking, J. Bruce Ismay is a man plagued with regret and shame. |
|
|
|
|
|
#630 | |
|
Ms. Or if you're miffed, Young Lady
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Southern California
Posts: 82
![]() |
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#631 | |
|
Sockpuppet
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,570
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
How long have you been waiting? I'd say eight weeks of silence = rejection. And a mere 30 queries? Keep sending! I don't know about the XX meets YY format. It works when you're trying to telegraph your point, like in this kind of bulletin board chat, but it doesn't seem terribly, I don't know, literary. Question: are those queries where you've seen this done examples of successful queries? Maybe you could float this in the Ask The Agent thread. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#632 |
|
requiescat in pace
Requiescat In Pace
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 816
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Another rejection on a partial from a dream agent.
"While the premise was intriguing, I felt as though the overall voice was for a much younger age group than YA." But -- WAIT! I didn't query a YA. It was an MG! Of course the voice was for a younger age group.
__________________
It is with the deepest sadness that I must tell all of you that my wife, Irene Schaft, passed away on Monday, 9 August 2010 from a massive stroke. In lieu of flowers, please consider making a contribution to Parker Paws, http://www.parkerpaws.org/donate.html a local animal shelter. Irene's system will only be up infrequently for the next few weeks, and her mail will not be checked regularly. Any messages of condolence can be sent to her husband George at schaft@schaft.com Irene's blog: http://sybilsimon.com/ |
|
|
|
|
|
#633 |
|
Sockpuppet
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,570
![]() ![]() ![]() |
It's Day 24 of the countup! And as of July 1 it will have been six weeks since I last heard from Mr. A-Week-Or-So. My Published Author Friend says that is the day I should nudge them.
It would have been nice to nudge them with an offer from someone else, but -- SPLAT. Another reject on a full today. It's really not such a disappointment since this agent doesn't do the kind of things that Mr. A-Week-Or-So does, but she does have the cachet that would have made a convincing nudge. Oh, and ha, I think I should get a prize for the novelty of how I found out. I get a call from the Post Office. "Hello, Miss Plum. I have a very damaged package here for you. The pages are half destroyed and all out of order. It seems to come from Miss Agent from Big Agency. What's your full address so we can get it to you? And I'm very sorry for the condition it's in." Miss Plum thought balloon: "Honey, the condition it's in is the least of my problems. Although I will see what I can salvage, reprint the stuff that's all messed up, and whip the proposal right back to someone else at that agency." |
|
|
|
|
|
#634 |
|
Sockpuppet
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,570
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Is there any way to embiggen that smiley? Or at least the wall portion, so I can join you? That sooooo sucks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#635 |
|
Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,439
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Maybe she doesn't rep MG any more ILSinTexas, some agents tend leave misleading information about themselves around. I think it's hard to track down all the places where you might have put your preferences in the past and they're too busy to bother.
__________________
When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
|
|
|
|
|
#636 |
|
Super Browser
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In a van down by the river
Posts: 10,197
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Gak. 11 months, 20 days on a partial from L. Perkins. Eh, from Sandy Lu. Dear Gawd. If that turned into a full...I shudder to think. I did team up with an agent long ago. That one was so far back in my inbox sent file that it had virtual dust on it. Longest agent response evah.
Tri
__________________
BLOG http://guerrillawarfareforwriters.blogspot.com/ WAR GATE http://www.amazon.com/The-War-Gate-e...9233675&sr=1-1 WOLFEN STRAIN http://www.amazon.com/The-Wolfen-Str...vglnk-c1189-20 Planet Janitor. |
|
|
|
|
|
#637 | |
|
Sockpuppet
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,570
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#638 |
|
Super Browser
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In a van down by the river
Posts: 10,197
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
No, but I'll check it out. If memory serves, I do remember that Sandy glutted herself with dozens and dozens of partials way back when. Hell, it could have been hundreds. So, is there any wonder why she got herself into such a damn hole? Unbelieveable.
__________________
BLOG http://guerrillawarfareforwriters.blogspot.com/ WAR GATE http://www.amazon.com/The-War-Gate-e...9233675&sr=1-1 WOLFEN STRAIN http://www.amazon.com/The-Wolfen-Str...vglnk-c1189-20 Planet Janitor. |
|
|
|
|
|
#639 | |
|
requiescat in pace
Requiescat In Pace
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 816
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Drachen said:
Quote:
__________________
It is with the deepest sadness that I must tell all of you that my wife, Irene Schaft, passed away on Monday, 9 August 2010 from a massive stroke. In lieu of flowers, please consider making a contribution to Parker Paws, http://www.parkerpaws.org/donate.html a local animal shelter. Irene's system will only be up infrequently for the next few weeks, and her mail will not be checked regularly. Any messages of condolence can be sent to her husband George at schaft@schaft.com Irene's blog: http://sybilsimon.com/ |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#640 | |
|
Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,439
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Honestly, if it were me, at this point I'd ditch everything older than about three months, if they're good they'll be repped before you get to them, if they're no good well then they'd be an R anyhow.
__________________
When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#641 |
|
Listening to my other selves
Join Date: May 2007
Location: California
Posts: 1,597
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dang, what's with all the R's today? Sorry, everyone.
It's been quiet in my inbox, so I guess I can't complain.
__________________
VIGILANTE NIGHTS: YA Contemporary - July 2013 (Merit Press/F+W Media). Win a signed ARC of VIGILANTE NIGHTS! Enter my Goodreads giveaway! ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#642 |
|
Lover of Tea
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: In a world within a world.
Posts: 1,062
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Seriously... I mean, seriously... Are we the only sane ones on the planet? (don't anyone answer that)
|
|
|
|
|
|
#643 | |||
|
commaholic and adverb junkie
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 406
![]() |
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
|||
|
|
|
|
|
#644 |
|
Novelist for Sale
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 45
![]() |
Wait wait, not so silent:
"Thanks for your submission, but we receive more than we can possibly represent and have to be very selective. I hope yours receives a better reception elsewhere" THANKS.
__________________
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." — Hemingway Feed me at: http://www.nicksawatsky.blogspot.com |
|
|
|
|
|
#645 |
|
requiescat in pace
Requiescat In Pace
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 816
![]() ![]() ![]() |
NickSaw -
I haven't gotten that one yet
__________________
It is with the deepest sadness that I must tell all of you that my wife, Irene Schaft, passed away on Monday, 9 August 2010 from a massive stroke. In lieu of flowers, please consider making a contribution to Parker Paws, http://www.parkerpaws.org/donate.html a local animal shelter. Irene's system will only be up infrequently for the next few weeks, and her mail will not be checked regularly. Any messages of condolence can be sent to her husband George at schaft@schaft.com Irene's blog: http://sybilsimon.com/ |
|
|
|
|
|
#646 | |
|
Sockpuppet
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,570
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Here's my post: http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/...&postcount=534 Last edited by Miss Plum; 06-24-2010 at 08:02 AM. Reason: add info |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#647 | |
|
They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: We couldn't possibly do that. Who'd clear up the mess?
Posts: 15,792
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
I went to a conference a couple of months ago and pitched to an agent (and yes, I used 'It's like Wizards of the Caribbean lol. Yes, he requested and sent one of the nicest rejections I've had) and he was very firm that a writer needs to show they know the market they are aiming for. It's not really 'who do you delude yourself that you're like' lol, more, as he said, 'Whose readers do you want to steal?' And am biting my lip here. I may have very little face left soon... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#648 |
|
Not a new kid
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 1,437
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I just sent out a hellish amount of queries. Should be a fun day waiting for the inbox to go, "Ding." Good luck to all of you today. May one or two or ALL of us receive a request.
__________________
Joni's Freewheelin' Blog of Despair Woman in Love—Jane and Keith Day are mother and son in a coming-of-age story set to the Bicentennial. The Secret life of Dr. Johnny Fever—The rambling adventures of nomadic disc jockey Dr. Johnny Fever. Ismay—Despite exoneration from the Titanic’s sinking, J. Bruce Ismay is a man plagued with regret and shame. |
|
|
|
|
|
#649 |
|
practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: England
Posts: 637
![]() ![]() |
Another "We find your concept and setting intriguing and unique but isn't suited for us" type rejection today...
__________________
My Writing Steam Queen: Steampunk - Out Now On Angel's Wings: Children's Fantasy - Out Now! True Hero?: Superhero - Out Now! Fire and Fury: Fantasy - Out now! |
|
|
|
|
|
#650 | |
|
My rhymes are bottomless
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Canuckistan by way of Big D
Posts: 1,529
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
I love you guys, but I'm going to try to keep mum as much as possible on the boards and unload on my poor long-suffering husband, for just such a situation. With my luck, the ones I'm interested in are psychotic googlers. Sorry Miss P. ![]() Ya'll throw a root beer float over here. Mmmmm.....cake. |
|
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
If this site is helpful to you,
Please consider a voluntary subscription to defray ongoing expenses.