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A little dense, sometimes
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efficiency
Every fine fellow is calling in every night covering yawns.
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Why do I say these things?
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Yawns
Yaks always want nice shoes.
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shoes
Sam has one eye shut.
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Outward Hound
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shut
Sally hates uncouth toads.
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toads
Today, only artists draw sketches.
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Ididdit
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sketches
Sandy kissed Elliot to challenge his erotic sensibilities.
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sensibilities
Susan's eyes never stop itching, but I look into the iris every Saturday.
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Ididdit
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Saturday
Salacious adventure tales undo religious didacticism, abasing youth.
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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youth
You obviously upset those hooligans!
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A little dense, sometimes
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hooligans
Have others on location in Ghana and Nigeria succumbed?
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Outward Hound
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succumbed
Sorry, Uncle Conrad can't understand Myra befriending Ecuadorean donkeys.
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donkeys
Do only North Koreans eat yak scrota?
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scrota
So cannibalism really offers tangible advantages?
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Outward Hound
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advantages
After divorcing Violet, Alan nonchalantly tried a German escort service.
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Don't fix what ain't broke.
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service
Some ermines rarely verify if corn's edible.
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New kid, give him a cookie!!
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edible
Evenly distributed income breeds little envy.
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envy
Ensigns navigate very young.
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New kid, give him a cookie!!
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young
Yusof oscillates unattended nipples graciously.
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In the ozone
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graciously
Gadzooks, Renaldo already crapped in our urbane, sanitary loo yesterday!
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The Doctor: "Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me?" ---- The Eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith _________________________________________ WIP: YA urban Fantasy-now revising. ![]() |
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A little dense, sometimes
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yesterday
Young Eva said that Ernie really deserves a Yuengling.
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Don't fix what ain't broke.
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Yuengling
You used every new golf link in Nebraska, George.
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George
Geese excrete only ripe guano exclusively.
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Ididdit
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exclusively
Exquisite xerophytes, cacti love unusually severe inclement valleys, evolving like yuccas. UGH!
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A little dense, sometimes
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Yuccas
Yell until children curtsy and smile
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Outward Hound
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smile
Some men invariably lack elegance.
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