Any Scottish people out there?

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I am writing an erotica story in which there is a man who is Scottish. Any suggestions on specific terms, phrases, words he would use about/during sex?
 

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Oh, scarletpeaches!

She'll be along any time now and will fill you head full of Highland smut. She's like that.
 

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ok, assuming there was this hot scottish guy who looked like a cross between gerry butler and a young sean connery and he was seducing a woman, then having sex with her, any suggestions as to what he would say?
(i'm in the us, don't know if the same terms apply over there or if it's like reading in a british novel that a man is wearing and jumper and thinking ???)
 
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"A'right, doll, see's a go in yer knickers. I'll buy yiz a fish supper if ye gies a go o' yer bearded clam, like."

The chicks really dig that sort of sauce.
 

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so i'm assuming you've had some bad experiences with scottish men? they can't all be bad. that would be like assuming all american men acted like frat boys
 
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so i'm assuming you've had some bad experiences with scottish men? they can't all be bad. that would be like assuming all american men acted like frat boys
Try living here.

Scotsmen have no idea how to treat women.

Staying sober would be a good start.
 

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Went to Scotland a few years back. I LOVED it. The interesting part was trying to understand the words through the broque, ya ken?
:D
 

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Try living here.

Scotsmen have no idea how to treat women.

Staying sober would be a good start.

All the good ones have moved down here. A Glaswegian neighbour of mine has given his wife a Beemer for an early Christmas pressie.

However showing off of tattoos followed by 'Swatch at me aam deid sexy, noo gie yer knickers aff pet' seems to be a fairly standard chat up technique.

At least there's none of that 'Your eyes are like angel dust' crap. Straightforward they definitely are.
 

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I would suggest avoiding any Scottishisms. He would say pretty much the same things that character would say in other, um, situations of enthusiam. Whihc would depend heavily on whether he was, for example, a sheep herder from Mull or an investment banker from Edinburgh.
 

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Try living here.

Scotsmen have no idea how to treat women.

Staying sober would be a good start.

So that's where I've been going wrong. I thought a big lumbering hunk of love was a prize catch too. :D
 

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Staying sober would be much easier if I wasn't in Scotland. There's a "cause and effect" reason so many people in Scotland hit the booze. :p
 
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Oh God. As if it wasn't enough putting up with your beardy weirdness on Twitter. :rolleyes:
 

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I have to defend the honor of Scottish men somewhere. May as well be here.

For the record, we aren't all cavemen. :)
 

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Don't talk about the apartment like that - it's lovely and warm. Any deficiencies in size are more than made up for in it's use.

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