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I just received an e-mail from a certain lady friend of mine after I made an innocent little comment. I told her she might slap me.
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You can visit kayleamay in hospital, AC!
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By the way, never ask a woman whether she'd prefer a toaster or a hand mixer for her birthday.
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Whatever happened to gentlemans' lib?
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Women told us to shut up and just open the pickle jar.
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Is that a euphemism?
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No, that's "hide the salami".
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*blushes*
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How can a muppet blush?
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Well...ok then, my ears are on fire.
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I'm on the phone.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Bans A/C for
** oops, rong thread ** Carry on.
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ROAR
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Tee hee.
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I'm on the phone.
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*sprinkles Beano in drinking water*
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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DANG!
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** confiscates Kay's steroids **
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Gross. Now there's a comic in my water.
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You can take anything except the steroids. Although I hate the mood swings and constant hunger, I can't help but love the way my joints currently feel. I am pain free, and that only happens when they put me on Prednisone.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Hey kayleamay!
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I know. I think I teared up when I wrote that.
FREEEEEEEEEDOM! roar ETA: Hi, Sadron!
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Or another episode of Nurse Crazy. Kayleamay gets high on drugs and give a "Braveheart speech" in the ER waiting room while wearing a bedpan for a helmet.
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I can't wear a bedpan as a helmet. We only do that to the interns.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Okay, use it as a shield.
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I'm on the phone.
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I could probably be encouraged to make an Idiana Jones type bullwhip from catheter tubing though.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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