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Old 10-03-2011, 05:25 AM   #4526
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it would make a little more sense...

does anyone know how to get a four year old to eat dinner?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:30 AM   #4527
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Distractions!

Also, have you tried cammo food?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:43 AM   #4528
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I've heard kids eat better when they cook it themselves.

Got a very small sous hat?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:44 AM   #4529
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How practical!

Why have moms everywhere not adopted this method?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:48 AM   #4530
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Probably most of what they make would end up in the garbabe.

What's a garbabe, again?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:52 AM   #4531
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A garbage babe.

A hot woman who works in waste management?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:54 AM   #4532
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i still dont think we know...

cant have the children cook it, last time she pushed the pan away and burned herself. *sigh*.

how would a turkey baster help?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:58 AM   #4533
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Hand one to your toddler and you'll see.

Could be a soup dispenser too?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:59 AM   #4534
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Perfect!

Who needs all that chewing or tasting?
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Old 10-03-2011, 06:01 AM   #4535
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Well my dog sure doesn't, just swallows it whole!
Have you seen this todler?
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:25 AM   #4536
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Nope.

Or are you referring to Rob toddling around in his stilettos?
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:38 PM   #4537
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I prefer 'slinking'.

Don't you think it has more cachet?
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:48 PM   #4538
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Im lost.

Wasn't this about Me?
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Old 10-03-2011, 01:07 PM   #4539
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Sure it's about me.

Isn't that how it always is?
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Old 10-03-2011, 01:54 PM   #4540
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We'd like to think so.

Wouldn't we?
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:09 PM   #4541
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Of course!

Isn't that why I'm the Baron and all of you are the peasants?
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I can't resist a beagle!

Got any mustard?
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My wife is always happy to see me.

Should I have checked with her before making that statement?
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Sure.

How comfortable is the couch?
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It's well used.

Should I think before I speak?
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It would be a good idea...

What did I miss?
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Chaos and disorder.

And Charles starting a riot at the PTA?
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You can't get anything accomplished otherwise.

Think I made my point?
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I'm the chairman of the bored.

Is any child's future safe?
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No.

Can anything be done?
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