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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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No, I don't.
What the heck are you talking about?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Liza always knows what she's talking about.
But do we ever get it?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I get it.
Something to do with hot firemen?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Maybe they're hot from hanging out around fires.
Do you think that's what she means?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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It must be.
What else could it be?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Beats me.
Didn't you know my mind only thinks pure thoughts?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I know that.
But didn't you think that maybe they are hot because they caught the flu?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Didn't consider that.
Do you think I'll get a fever?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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You might.
Were you kissing them?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
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Maybe...
Are we talking about the same kind of fever?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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Fever: elevated tempterature, usually due to a cold, flu, or hot fireman.
So....how hot was he? |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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Too hot to handle.
Are your hands recovering too?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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I was wearing oven mitts.
But my lips... do you have some extra neosporin handy? |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Do you think firemen ever get fired?
Just askin'... |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Maybe. They get toasted for sure.
Worried?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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They must have really big toasters.
Butter or jelly?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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the typical brooding writer
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Both please.
On wheat?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Oh .. I love wheat
have you ever ridden on a combine?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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No, but I've ridden on a mule.
Should I send a John Deere letter? |
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it's a start..
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Break it to him gently.
He prefers horse power to mule power, doesn't he?
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Absolute Parsley
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ashore
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No, it wasn't a stub or a burn.
What was that injury?
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practical experience, FTW
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A kick.
Francis is mule-headed, isn't she? Last edited by L.J.; 12-30-2011 at 01:37 AM. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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No more than Eeyore
Maybe he got run over by a combine?
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practical experience, FTW
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I thought he got run over by a reindeer.
Wasn't Santa trying to pin the tail on the donkey? |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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No wonder my gifts came late.
Is he moving on to Twister next?
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