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Old 02-01-2012, 09:38 PM   #7801
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Sweet!

Do they have an expiration date?
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Old 02-01-2012, 10:09 PM   #7802
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If so, Liza can try and resuscitate

Or should she just rotate the stock?
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Old 02-01-2012, 11:53 PM   #7803
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Yes, since I doubt that stock will run out anytime soon.


is a joint-stock out of the question?
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:53 AM   #7804
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General Motors...

Or are you suggesting a "community joint"?
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Old 02-02-2012, 04:21 PM   #7805
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Hmmm...

...does it work on Jazz?
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:35 PM   #7806
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Hm...

Who'd know the answer to such perverted things?
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:39 PM   #7807
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Kelly!

Did you get the party invite?
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:46 PM   #7808
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No Kelly did not get the invite.


How come I never get invited to anything?
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:52 PM   #7809
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Because you keep on giving out fake addresses!

Should we send dog the bounty hunter with the next invite?
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Old 02-02-2012, 06:39 PM   #7810
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Not unless he is a real dog.

Why do you ask?
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:27 PM   #7811
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'Cause I didn't have anything better to do.

Didn't Dog drag Rob off to the pen?
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Old 02-02-2012, 11:13 PM   #7812
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And what a chase that was.

Did I hear that correctly?
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Old 02-02-2012, 11:45 PM   #7813
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You did.

Who will bail Rob out?
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:26 AM   #7814
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I'll have to search the Closet of Everything


Are you sure you placed it back in the right spot?
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Old 02-03-2012, 03:34 AM   #7815
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That spot is ticklish.

May I have my banana now?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:16 AM   #7816
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Let me catch one first.

Did someone just pick their wedgie?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:26 AM   #7817
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Forgot not to do that in public.

Time for lemon wedge instead?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:57 AM   #7818
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Don't you like the smell of lemon pledge?
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:18 AM   #7819
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Sorry, I've never pledged a sorority, lemon or otherwise.

Got any more Long Islands to share?
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Old 02-03-2012, 07:32 AM   #7820
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Nah, no Long Islands, but I do have vodka and vodka.

Can one have too much vodka?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:00 PM   #7821
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The thought really grinds me.

Would a pepper vodka ice cream cocktail calm me down?
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:50 PM   #7822
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Ooohhh. Might shock the senses.

Not enough or too much flavor?
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:36 AM   #7823
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Yes, it was quite fresh.

But was that any reason to trip me?
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Old 02-04-2012, 02:57 AM   #7824
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Sneeze.

What'd'ya say?
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