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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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Sweet!
Do they have an expiration date? |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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If so, Liza can try and resuscitate
Or should she just rotate the stock?
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#7803 |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,829
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Yes, since I doubt that stock will run out anytime soon.
is a joint-stock out of the question?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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General Motors...
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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Hmmm...
...does it work on Jazz? |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,627
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Hm...
Who'd know the answer to such perverted things? |
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#7807 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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Kelly!
Did you get the party invite? |
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 66
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No Kelly did not get the invite.
How come I never get invited to anything?
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#7809 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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Because you keep on giving out fake addresses!
Should we send dog the bounty hunter with the next invite? |
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Becoming a Serious Writer!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: georgia
Posts: 1,162
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Not unless he is a real dog.
Why do you ask?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,627
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'Cause I didn't have anything better to do.
Didn't Dog drag Rob off to the pen? |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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And what a chase that was.
Did I hear that correctly?
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#7813 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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You did.
Who will bail Rob out? |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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I'll have to search the Closet of Everything
Are you sure you placed it back in the right spot?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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Spelling is optional.
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Riding my bicycle
Posts: 1,408
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That spot is ticklish.
May I have my banana now?
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The Caffeine Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: A city of evil.
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Let me catch one first.
Did someone just pick their wedgie?
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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Forgot not to do that in public.
Time for lemon wedge instead?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Matagalpa, Nicaragua (until 2013)
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It's always time for a lemon wedge... on the side of my Long Island ice tea..
Don't you like the smell of lemon pledge?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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Sorry, I've never pledged a sorority, lemon or otherwise.
Got any more Long Islands to share?
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alcohol will do that for ya
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ...my fantasy world...
Posts: 2,630
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Nah, no Long Islands, but I do have vodka and vodka.
Can one have too much vodka?
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MG: complete with betas, dreading the synop and vacationing in QLH |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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The thought really grinds me.
Would a pepper vodka ice cream cocktail calm me down?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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Ooohhh. Might shock the senses.
Not enough or too much flavor?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,627
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Yes, it was quite fresh.
But was that any reason to trip me? |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,829
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Sowry
Got pep(per) in your step?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,627
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Sneeze.
What'd'ya say? |
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