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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
Posts: 5,241
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Here I am!!!!
Oh, you weren't really talking about me, were you? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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Right on cue.
Where were you hiding?
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#7953 |
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
Posts: 5,241
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Oh Geez.... Over on P&CE.
I've been sucked right in, couldn't you have warned me or something? |
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#7954 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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I don't dare go in there.
Good enough warning for ya?
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#7955 |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,791
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'Nuff said.
Did curiosity kill the cat?
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#7956 |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,791
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I thought they "couldn't get no satisfaction".
Just like to talk?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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#7957 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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I do.
Did I say too much?
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#7959 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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No.
You think we're cool?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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As cool as a flagpole in the winter.
So, how did your post count get so high, hmm?
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#7961 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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Not by being cool.
Aren't I hot?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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Our missing friend LizaJane uses that barometer.
Moonlight as a fireman?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#7963 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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I was in it for the pole.
Do you know that's only used for sliding down?
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3.1 novels written, 0 published
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Southern California, USA
Posts: 875
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Quote:
Do people ever ask smart questions in here?
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Read my serial fantasy piece FAE IN THE CITY on my Blog! |
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#7965 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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Not yet.
Are you going to be the first?
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3.1 novels written, 0 published
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Southern California, USA
Posts: 875
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I'm worried about the ramifications!
Does anyone know what the winning numbers are for the next Lotto drawing?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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Hahahahahaha, vaguely sexual!
ehem... Do you draw lottos with crayons?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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I do.
Do you know I win every time?
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,791
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I do now.
How did you spend the 64-pack?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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On his abs.
What else would a guy do with a 64 pack? |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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I doubt it!
Did you get my card? |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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It just had the number of my new english pizza delivery service on it.
Garlic bread? |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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No, just the stuffed crust.
How many toppings am I allowed?
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#7974 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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It depends...
Is toppings a euphemism? |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,791
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Of course!
![]() But really, is the extra sauce laying it on heavy?
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