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#8926 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Her hold ups look pretty good.
Think it's all the smiting? |
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#8927 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Oh, definitely!
Don't you find it irritating when the little bits get stuck in the treads of your shoes? |
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#8928 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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No, they help remove the little bits left by the neighborhood dogs.
Should I get a minesweeper?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#8929 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Yes.
What's round and green and poisonous? |
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#8930 |
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,907
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Sure.
Will Popeye mind?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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#8931 |
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Riff-Raff
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Popeye hasn't touched spinach since his dealer got him hooked on 'roids.
How do you think Olive feels about him now, strutting around in his mankini on muscle beach? |
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#8932 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Not if you sprinkle a little Olive Oyl on it.
edit to answer Rob: That wasn't you doing the strutting? |
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#8933 |
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Riff-Raff
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Pffft! If it had been me, you wouldn't need to ask!
See you in the banning thread? |
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#8934 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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You've already been banned.
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#8935 |
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Riff-Raff
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You're on fire, girlfiend!
Time to dial 911? |
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#8936 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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It is awfully hot today.
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#8937 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Because they only just left from the last callout?
Q&A |
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#8938 |
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Oh, puh-leeze.
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Will advise upon arrival.
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Might it have something to do with olive oil?
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#8939 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,956
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I did.
Need more?
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#8940 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I don't know what ya'll are talking about.
Can you speak a little slower? |
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#8941 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,956
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Yes.
Can you tell that I am speaking slower now?
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#8942 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I'm....not....sure.
Why is everything moving in slow motion? |
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#8943 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Special brownies.
Where's that Kelly gone?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#8944 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Mixing up another batch.
Think she'll bring the jello shots, too? |
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#8945 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I hope so.
So can I just wait right here with my hand out?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#8946 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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You could...
But what if it gets bit? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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That would not be OK.
Who's going to bite it?
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#8948 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I dunno....
What gets your foot when you stick it out from under the covers at night? |
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#8949 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Nothing, I hope.
Now I am going to have to sleep with the light on, huh?
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#8950 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Cold.
Does that have teeth?
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