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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Yes.
Not the answer you wanted?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Eh, I can live with it.
Can I disqualify everyone from critiquing me, though?
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practical experience, FTW
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Those sandals are all wrong for the shape of your toes.
And the color of the nail polish?
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it's a start..
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I thought the polish complemented the mahogany trim.
Was I trying too hard?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
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As a nayad you should have gone with something to match the sea, not the boat.
But don't you still look as cute as a Mermalade?
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it's a start..
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For a second there, I thought you meant Marmaduke.
Why'd you have to put me in such a jam?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#10782 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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That thing you do...
Is it a gift, or a curse?
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it's a start..
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I do.
Where to?
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it's a start..
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God, not Tom I hope.
Where's the science in that?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#10785 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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It blinded him, I think.
Or was it something else?
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it's a start..
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SCIENCE!
Poetry in motion?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#10787 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Oh my god, don't freak me out like that!
Was that a flashback?
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practical experience, FTW
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Mmm, Kelly LeBrock flashback.
Do you really mind?
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#10789 |
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it's a start..
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Not when it's Dolby sound...
What was that comment about the 80's again, DES?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
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I agree with Don.
Could we make a filter that would cut out about 98% of the eighties?
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#10791 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I am dying to know.
What 2% would you like to keep?
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practical experience, FTW
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That depends.
Is that your pet name for me?
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#10793 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Watch out, K.
Didn't you know she kicks?
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#10794 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I'm hoping she kicks like a mule.
Where would the challenge be?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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In not wincing?
Q&A bonanza! |
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Riff-Raff
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If it was made after the 70s then it's too modern.
Wait...when was the Hoff made? |
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it's a start..
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On a cold, rainy night when nothing good was on the telly...
If my calculations are correct, October 17, 1951?
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practical experience, FTW
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Incorrect; there was a terrific "Playhouse 90" that night, if I remember it was written by Shakespeare in the 1920's.
But I think you're right about it being a cold rainy night?
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#10799 |
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Riff-Raff
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All that's beside the point!
Who let this slip to page 2? |
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#10800 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I'm a glutton for physical punishment.
But please go easy on me, I've been hurt before?
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