Read books by AWers!

Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write

editing for authors ad

A publisher or agency using Google ads to solicit your novel probably isn't anyone you want to write for.


Go Back   Absolute Write Water Cooler > The Break Room > Office Party
Reload this Page Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)
Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 93 of 515 « First 18436883878889909192 93 949596979899103118143168193343 Last »
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 06-15-2011, 07:25 AM   #2301
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Funy u shud sey sew.

Is that funny, or what?
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 12:02 PM   #2302
Silent Rob
Riff-Raff
 
Silent Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,882
Silent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
How droll.

Tough crowd tonight?
Silent Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 07:12 PM   #2303
luv_being_a_mommy
figuring it all out
 
luv_being_a_mommy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Cali
Posts: 82
luv_being_a_mommy is well-respected
not so much.

you going for comedian of the year?
__________________
~Heather~

***Pretty Please review my blogs, they are new!***
http://as-add-as-me.blogspot.com/

http://hbh-journeytothebeginning.blogspot.com/
luv_being_a_mommy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2011, 07:22 PM   #2304
Silent Rob
Riff-Raff
 
Silent Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,882
Silent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Yes, I have my sights trained on him now.

Permission to fire?
Silent Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 12:46 AM   #2305
Charles Farley
I'm not a man I'm a coast line
 
Charles Farley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
Charles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
No need, he bombed.

Who's gonna clean up this mess?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by swachski View Post
.. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

Quote:
Originally Posted by SWest View Post
*becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*
Charles Farley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 01:11 AM   #2306
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
The housekeeper.

But who's gonna clean up that mess?
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 02:49 AM   #2307
Sheila Muirenn
Spelling is optional.
 
Sheila Muirenn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Riding my bicycle
Posts: 1,408
Sheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
The sand on the backseat floor of my car.

Do you want to know how it got there?
__________________
Sheila Muirenn
http://sheilamuirenn.wordpress.com

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3475044


An bheatha shíoraí (Un VA-ha HEER-ee)
Forever. Living
Nighttime. It’s time. Wake. Wake.
Sheila Muirenn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 03:35 AM   #2308
Vince524
War Vet of the KISS ARMY
 
Vince524's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In a house
Posts: 10,403
Vince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsVince524 is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Ate a sandbag, then farted.

You got anything to make me feel better?
__________________

Watch my website for details of my debut novel Visions of Shadows!



See the trailer here!
Vince524 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 05:04 AM   #2309
luv_being_a_mommy
figuring it all out
 
luv_being_a_mommy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Cali
Posts: 82
luv_being_a_mommy is well-respected
I can give you a sand mold.

You want a castle or x-men sand mold?
__________________
~Heather~

***Pretty Please review my blogs, they are new!***
http://as-add-as-me.blogspot.com/

http://hbh-journeytothebeginning.blogspot.com/
luv_being_a_mommy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 06:32 AM   #2310
Don Evan Scott
I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
 
Don Evan Scott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,957
Don Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
I do.

Are you done playing in the sand box?
__________________
"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words


"Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits

"Overturning Phoenix"
Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting...

Quote:
Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
I'm sorry my balls were too big everyone!

I have fixed them.
Don Evan Scott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 06:45 AM   #2311
Sheila Muirenn
Spelling is optional.
 
Sheila Muirenn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Riding my bicycle
Posts: 1,408
Sheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
That's the giant litter box!

Do giants really inhabit secret mountains?
__________________
Sheila Muirenn
http://sheilamuirenn.wordpress.com

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3475044


An bheatha shíoraí (Un VA-ha HEER-ee)
Forever. Living
Nighttime. It’s time. Wake. Wake.
Sheila Muirenn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 06:58 AM   #2312
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Big Foot lives in the North Georgia mountains.

Did you know I have the fake gorilla costume to prove it?
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 07:19 AM   #2313
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Why would I wear anything during bare season?

Question and Answer
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 12:11 PM   #2314
Silent Rob
Riff-Raff
 
Silent Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,882
Silent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
It depends.

Did anybody install an elevator?
Silent Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 05:06 PM   #2315
Sheila Muirenn
Spelling is optional.
 
Sheila Muirenn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Riding my bicycle
Posts: 1,408
Sheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSheila Muirenn is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
I hear there's one in Wendy's treehouse.

Can we all stay young forever?
__________________
Sheila Muirenn
http://sheilamuirenn.wordpress.com

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3475044


An bheatha shíoraí (Un VA-ha HEER-ee)
Forever. Living
Nighttime. It’s time. Wake. Wake.
Sheila Muirenn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 05:10 PM   #2316
Silent Rob
Riff-Raff
 
Silent Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,882
Silent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Absolutely!

Haven't you heard of botox?
Silent Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 05:58 PM   #2317
Silent Rob
Riff-Raff
 
Silent Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,882
Silent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
It certainly does!

Don't you like botulism?
Silent Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 06:51 PM   #2318
Silent Rob
Riff-Raff
 
Silent Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,882
Silent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSilent Rob is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
I'm sure they'll grow back naturally or something.

The things we do for a grotesque parody of beauty, right?
Silent Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 08:47 PM   #2319
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Right.

Wait. Are you calling me grotesque?
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 09:44 PM   #2320
Snitchcat
Drifting through the clouds
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: o,0
Posts: 2,183
Snitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsSnitchcat is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
That would take some time.

Tea and biscuits anyone?
Snitchcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2011, 11:30 PM   #2321
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Sure.

Lots of butter?
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2011, 03:54 AM   #2322
Charles Farley
I'm not a man I'm a coast line
 
Charles Farley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
Charles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCharles Farley is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Not very filling.

Chicken fried steak?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by swachski View Post
.. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

Quote:
Originally Posted by SWest View Post
*becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*
Charles Farley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2011, 04:23 AM   #2323
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
And mashed potatoes.

Brussels sprouts?
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2011, 04:24 AM   #2324
Don Evan Scott
I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
 
Don Evan Scott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,957
Don Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDon Evan Scott is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Yum!

You sharing?

(meant for the chicken fried steak)
__________________
"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words


"Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits

"Overturning Phoenix"
Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting...

Quote:
Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
I'm sorry my balls were too big everyone!

I have fixed them.
Don Evan Scott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2011, 04:44 AM   #2325
L.J.
practical experience, FTW
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,630
L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Figures.

You think I'd share my Brussels sprouts anyway? Please! Take 'em all.
L.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 93 of 515 « First 18436883878889909192 93 949596979899103118143168193343 Last »

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Custom Search

Buy Scrivener 2 for Mac OS X (Regular Licence)

If this site is helpful to you,
Please consider a voluntary subscription to defray ongoing expenses.


All times are GMT +4.5. The time now is 04:38 PM.

Contact Us - Absolute Write - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.