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Old 07-16-2011, 07:36 PM   #626
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I met Nymtoc while he was standing by the side of the road, pretending to be digging trenches with the rest of the construction crew.
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Old 07-17-2011, 04:18 AM   #627
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I met pd - Oh, boy! Did I meet pd.

I mean, she's someone you just got to meet. And I met her, I met her like you wouldn't believe. She came over and I - well, you know what I'm like - I met her. You know what I mean? Guy like me? I met her. Yeah, that's right. You know what those italics mean.

I met her.

Someone told me later that checking a chicks coat at a nightclub ain't quite the same as meeting someone. But I don't believe in all that jazz.

I met pd.

If you don't believe me how else you explain how I know what size coat she wear?
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Old 07-17-2011, 08:59 AM   #628
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I met HarryHoskins in Vienna right after the war. He was standing in a shadowy doorway kicking a cat when I first saw him, and after a while I learned that he was involved in some kind of illegal trafficking of something-or-other and had faked his own death in order to accomplish some criminal scheme I didn't begin to understand, involving a second man, or maybe it was a third man. We took a ride on a Ferris wheel, and for a minute I thought he was going to push me out, but he didn't. We got off the wheel and went to a Brauhaus and had a couple of dozen beers, and that's the last I saw of him.
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Old 07-18-2011, 03:16 AM   #630
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I met Kellysaid at a meeting of the young Republicans.

Sure, I know what you're thinking - coupla loves like us at such a shindig, well-i-never and so on and so forth - but it wasn't like that, we neither of us had an IQ low enough to join, but, hell, the comedy club was closed that night and we hadda get our laughs somehow.

Anyway, she was the only ninja in the place and I knew I'd dig her straight away. I was proved correct when she sidled up to three pre-pubescent G.O.P dullards and gave them the far east treatment.

It went down like this.

Spotty rich kid number one was wearing his daddy's lone star state badge. You know, just for fun. I'm the sheriff kinda crap. Kelly smoothed that star off his pidgeon chest with a smile and shurikened the kid into the great country club in the sky.

The other two - let's call 'em no-chin number two, and If-my-two-older-brothers-have-an-accident-I'll-be-Ok number three - did the jaw drop dance and the brown trouser shuffle.

But, the woman Kelly was too cool. She moved into a roundhouse kick - man, the dame had legs that went all the way down to the ground - the kids didn't stand a chance. The soft black slipper got 'em. Teeth one way and sense of entitlement the other.

Goddamn, I swear I saw number three liking it - if he hadn't have been so knocked out I just know he would've given the ninja a tip. You know how them rich ones are. So powerful the only way they can get off is as an ashtray.

So, anyways. By this time there a general panic. You ever seen a room full of the privileged panic? No? Well, it sure is something. Most normal people would scream, run for the exits, that kinda shit - not this crowd though, they put their hands up alright, but the thing was they held up money - like that was gonna save them them from the rightful wrath of the coolest goddamn ninja in the land of the free.

What came next is a bit of a blur. For sure there was some righteous Crouching Tiger kinda shit. The woman in black danced about the place, dealing some elegant violence to them that deserved it and, in no more than a minute, only the good guys remained.

You could tell the good guys by the fact they looked like waiters.

I went around picking up the wallets and giggling. The ninja said some stuff - I won't repeat it here - and then we skipped out with the staff and partied at Bobbies Lounge for three days before the coppers came.

We were led to the black Mariah in cuffs. I liked the closeness. It felt good.

When we got to the 13th precinct, somehow, she was gone.

Goddamn. Ninja shit. I got to learn me some of that.

So, that's how it happened and that's how I met Kellysaid. Any of you guys ever see her, tell her to look me up.

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Old 07-21-2011, 10:16 AM   #631
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I met HarryHoskins soon after he was forced to move his Temple of the Celestial Bazoom from West to East Sussex, after a slight misunderstanding with the police. "I'm gaining followers by the dozens each week," he told me. "With my radio programs and various blogs and the YouTubes of my sermons, not to mention my videos on adult websites, I'm doing extremely well. All you have to do is make a small initial contribution--a hundred pounds is typical--after which you can attend our worship services any time you want. Why not come next Saturday night? Bring your girlfriend."
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Old 07-21-2011, 05:09 PM   #632
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Old 07-27-2011, 09:34 PM   #633
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I met iLion at the circus. He was living in a palatial cage that, if it weren't for the bars, might have been mistaken for the Playboy Mansion. Every luxury had been provided, and the late-night parties were legendary.

I said, "But don't you mind living in a cage?"

He laughed. "The cage, the bars, the drama--it's just show biz. People come to the circus to hear me roar and watch me pretend to obey the commands of the lion tamer. He's a great guy. I know his wife and kids, and during the off-season, our families vacation together in the Bahamas."
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I ran into Nymtoc as he was rummaging through the racks of a costume shop in mid-town New York.

He had this desperate look on his face when I asked, "What are you searching for so frantically, Dude?"

He replied, "'I'm looking for a life-like lion outfit. Dang, those guys have it made!"
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I left when they closed the place that evening, and Lavern never showed up. I don't know why.
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I met Nymtoc at the giant water slide in Jamberoo. He had a carton of eggs. He was sending them down the chute, one by one, and watching them roll and splash into the pool below.

He furrowed his brow, turned to me, and said, "I just don't get it. They don't come out anything like the ones at Golden Palace."
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I met poet at a chinese restaurant. I could hear him talking to the waiter, who looked deeply ashamed, his head hung low, hands in pockets, weight shifting between his feet.

"I don't care if it happens sometimes, I've told you," said poet. He looked quite angry, though there was no shouting. I got closer, trying to understand what was going on.

There was a fortune cookie cracked open on the table in front of poet, but I saw no paper. I tapped him on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," I said, "are you upset because there is no fortune in your fortune cookie?"

He turned to me, fast, and frowned. "Yes. Inadmissible."

"Wow, aren't you the lucky one," I said.

His frown deepened. "And why do you say that?"

"The bright horizon in front of you everywhere you turn? No crossroads, no hidden paths? God... what I wouldn't give..."

His jaw fell open. I've managed to get that look of his on camera a few times since then, but I'm telling you, it's hard catching a man like poet by surprise.
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"Pardon me," I said, "but what are you doing?"

He smiled beatifically. "My ancestors, the Druids, built this structure eons ago, and I come here three times a day to honor their sacred practices and beliefs."

"The Druids didn't build Stonehenge," I said. "That's a lot of wackadoodle."

His smile faded, and I had a feeling he was going to get unpleasant. I left.
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I met Nymtoc as he was leaving Stonehenge. He asked me if I knew where he could "score some snacks."

Yep, you guessed it - He was stoned.
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Old 08-03-2011, 05:32 PM   #646
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:13 PM   #648
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I met pd at a nail parlor on the outskirts of New York. We wanted the same shade of glittery burgundy. After much arguing, we decided she could keep the burgundy and I could keep the glittery.
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I met SaraP at a jam-packed restaurant in Boston. Seems we both arrived at the same last table at the same moment. We looked at each other fiercely, our knifey gaze locked and frozen... then sprang into pushing and shoving each other to gain full control of the table... she grabbed my tie and twisted it fast and hard choking me and making my eyes turn red and bulge out half blind, while I grabbed her hair and yanked backwards cutting off her air and nearly breaking her neck... It was terrifying and brutal, but neither of us 'won' that day. The maitre'd and two others threw us roughly to the curb and warned us never to return. We agreed that Boston sucks, and parted friends.
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