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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Get Kyle and Dusty over here. And keep your eyes open! I'm runnin out of deputies.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: California
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keep the change you filthy animal
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Professional lurker
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Pennsylvania Dutch Country
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Come quietly or there will be trouble.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Where are we going?
Planet 10. When? Real soon.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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It's not my goddamn planet, monkeyboy.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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My rhymes are bottomless
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Canuckistan by way of Big D
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"Taffeta, darling!"
"Taffeta, sweetheart!" "No, my dress....it's taffeta. It wrinkles so easily..." "Andrew!! Are you going to bring me my lemon? Or do I have to squeeze it from my hat??!" |
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avem narrans
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,136
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Kaylee: For over a year now, I 'aint had nothin' 'twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!
Mal: Oh God, I can't know that! Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more...
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,497
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
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permaflounced
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Southern New Jersey
Posts: 7,867
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"It's too loud in here. We can't hear each other talk."
"What makes you think I want to hear you talk?" |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Mr. Boo is watching you.
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Mt. Shasta, CA
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By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
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permaflounced
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Southern New Jersey
Posts: 7,867
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Extra points for this one, from the extended edition DVD:
"ROAST CHICKEN???" |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Boba Fett. Boba Fett. Where?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Yeah, and I'm a kumquat from Queens.
Ralph, that's not the Soofie way.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Professional lurker
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Pennsylvania Dutch Country
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I'm in mourning for my ass.
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MacAllister's Official Minion & Greeter
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: The Prairies and Lakes
Posts: 4,279
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Seriously, people? The most legendary, if not the most iconic:
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Italo Bombolini "I'm the mayor, no? The Germans come. I greet them. They threaten me! I spit in their face! They put a pistol to my head and blow out my brains!"
Rosa Bombolini "Why would they put a pistol to your head? The whole world knows Bombolini's brains are in his ass."
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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