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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
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You forgot the body glitter.
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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Guys! GUYS! PLEASE!
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Goonsquad
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Aw, come on. Lemme do just one more.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I got a Hoff valentine in my reps. :ugh: took forever to get that to the bottom of my reps.
oh, this is suppose to be the happy thread, er...sorry. um, sparkles and smiles?
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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*ponders doubling the dose of sparkles on here*
Um... no, Haggis. NF!
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Goonsquad
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I could just, ya know, sneak it in here.
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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This is revenge, isn't it?
Not my fault people are seeing the light over on The Other Thread.
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Goonsquad
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One cow, two cows, three...
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but that just ain't right, in the middle of Sara's happy, sparkly thread... |
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*takes his evilness back to Horror Hound forum*
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One cow, two cows, three...
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Aw, didn't mean to hurt the undead doggie's feelings. Was just saying...well, it just didn't look very sparkly, is all...
Still, it's always good to see your evilness shining through.
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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I don't know whether to
/sickly sweetness
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Tigress Tyrant
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
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Goonsquad
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Perhaps I can mutilate a tiger instead.
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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What on Earth is that? Then again, that might not be on Earth.
![]() Please spare this thread the details?
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Goonsquad
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That's Spock.
And my cousin, Shirley. Well, see, he was born on the planet Vulcan, and he-- Woops. Sorry.
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One cow, two cows, three...
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lol! I think she meant the details on mutilating the tiger, not about the life of Spock.
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Tigress Tyrant
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Goonsquad
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Priddy Kiddy.
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still new
Join Date: Jun 2010
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![]() ![]() Just to restore the shparkles |
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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Needs a little glitter.
![]() ![]() So, a little something that made me smile today: I got some new MP3 CDs for the car with some of my favorite bands. It was awesome driving with the sound on loud and just remembering how much I enjoy those songs. And then noticing I was going at almost 170Km/h (when the speed limit is 120).
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
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All right. Time for a well-behaved dog!
![]() Background: I live with a family of dogs who are more than a bit over-endowed with latent wolf genes. I have learned their language of gesture, posture and touch as much as I've asked them to learn words. Anyhoo...one particularly wolfie fellow decided he needed to greet me today. I was sitting in a lawn chair and he hopped his front feet up on my leg and offered me his neck. The embrace is meant to be a mutual neck-hug where the cheeks brush and the chins reach around and bump the shoulders of the companion. I usually give a loose arm-hug as well. One or two exchanges is usually sufficient. Today, Wolf (he prefers this to his "given" name) was not satisfied with even a "Western European" double hug, but repeatedly switched sides and made me hug him over-and-over-and-over! The look in his eyes was mushy, but also "Ha, ha! I so funneh!" ![]() Try that with a Chihuahua...
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