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Old 02-13-2006, 09:54 PM   #2526
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Why is no one dancing?
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:54 PM   #2527
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How long do we have to wait for the dancing?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:02 PM   #2528
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:03 PM   #2529
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JAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Did someone call for a dancer
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:06 PM   #2530
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My-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMy-Immortal is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Did anyone turn on some music or are you dancing to the music that plays in your head?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:17 PM   #2531
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JAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Doesn't everyone hear music in their head
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:18 PM   #2532
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Do you hear the same music that is playing in my head?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:19 PM   #2533
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JAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Is this what you are hearing?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:25 PM   #2534
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Will you girls dance like the Rockettes for us?



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Old 02-13-2006, 10:29 PM   #2535
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JAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsJAlpha is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Would you pay to see that?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:33 PM   #2536
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Don't you dance just for fun?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:34 PM   #2537
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Why is money always bought up when dancing's mentioned?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:38 PM   #2538
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Do you still own that lap dancing club?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:41 PM   #2539
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When did I own a lap dancing club? (and why wasn't I told about it?)
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:10 PM   #2540
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Are you stunned into silence by my questions?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:20 PM   #2541
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Will anyone give Snoopy money to dance?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:20 PM   #2542
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Talking

YOU HAVE A 'CLUB' THAT PREVENTS LAP DANCES??!?!?!!??

Were did your wife find it? How do I get one?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:26 PM   #2543
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What's a lap dance? Is it an Olympic event?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:26 PM   #2544
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Wasn't there dancing in here before?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:32 PM   #2545
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Do you see anybody dancing?
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Is there a drink minimum at this lap top dancing club?


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Old 02-13-2006, 11:42 PM   #2547
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Weren't you the one waving fives?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:55 PM   #2548
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Hmmmm, why does everybody disappear when the Terror walks in the room?
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:56 PM   #2549
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If lap dancing became an Olympic sport, would you want to be a judge?
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:07 AM   #2550
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Are you trying to change the subject? Both of you? Trying to distract me?
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