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One of the most important people in the world
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Whether it's steaks, or shakes, or cornflakes, who would have an appetite during the middle of an earthquake that took place during a stakeout?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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But even in the middle of an earthquake during a stakeout eating steaks, shakes and cornflakes, wouldn't there even be time for a tea break and a bit of cake?
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Oh, for heaven's sake... must you keep me awake with prittle-prattle and rhyming things with snake?
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Outward Hound
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What do you take me for, a flake?
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One of the most important people in the world
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Lions have a problem with snakes, or things that rhyme with snake, like: cupcake, rake, for-heaven's-sake, beans that you bake, upside-down-cake, boobs that are fake, or a swim in the lake?
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Will ya give me a break?
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Outward Hound
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In continuing this line of dialogue, should we apply the brake, and the topic forsake?
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One of the most important people in the world
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Can we have a chinese firedrill?
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Outward Hound
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In a Chinese fire drill, you have to wok single-file out of a building, right?
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If you created a stir, you think you might fry?
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Come here and say that
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Would ordering a sweet sour the proceedings?
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Outward Hound
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Have you been peking at the menu?
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One of the most important people in the world
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If you have cash can you cary out?
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Outward Hound
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What about having the food delivered by sum yung guy?
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Why do I say these things?
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Is he the guy that weighs about won ton?
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Oolong did it take him to gain that much weight?
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
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Was he a sentimental oriental?
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practical experience, FTW
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Was it Wong who was right?
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
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Or just full of wo because of his fat?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Is he fat because of the way the pork chop sticks to his gut?
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Outward Hound
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Isn't all this talk of chow making everybody hungry?
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One of the most important people in the world
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Isn't that the mein topic of interest?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
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Sounds kind of suey generis to me.
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Isn't suey generis Ellen's favorite dish?
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