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Why do I say these things?
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So she was sunning herself, but mooning others?
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Didn't that lead to her getting a starring role in a porn film?
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Come here and say that
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Which one?
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Babes on Uranus?
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Wasn't it Babes On The Wood?
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Why do I say these things?
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Didn't you know she starred in Woody's Wood Pecker?
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Wasn't that her sister?
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Imagine something clever here.
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Her sitter?
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What kind of sitting does she do?
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almost there
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Is there a chair involved?
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What else would she sit on?
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Why do I say these things?
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Wouldn't she sit on her butt?
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Is that what it's called?
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Why do I say these things?
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What would you call it?
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Imagine something clever here.
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Wouldn't you call her Madam Chairwoman?
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Wouldn't it be more PC to call her Ms. Chairperson?
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almost there
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How can a person be a chair?
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figuring it all out
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Or is it a personified chair?
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Is that like a throne?
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If it's a throne, wouldn't we have to call it "Your Majesty"?
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Would it hear what you called it?
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If the chair is infested with earwigs, wouldn't they hear what you say?
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Why do I say these things?
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Even with wigs in their ears??
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Would they hear here, or here hear?
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It's 'ear 'ere, or 'ere 'ear, innit?
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