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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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Do you mean my Word of the Day toilet paper isn't filled with substance?
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Muse-is that what you call it?
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
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I've always wondered about those printed toilet papers; does the ink stick to your a**?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Middle of Freakin' Nowhere, WI
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Did you check?
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Sometimes I Scare Myself Out of the box thinking with attitude. Warning: Not for the faint of heart or the politically correct.
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If you use single ply-whataya expect?
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
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Do you think we could market it as a new, personalized tattoing craze?
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Well I have heard that a lot of folks enjoy getting an a$$ tattooing-so why not?
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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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Can I buy it in bulk at Costco?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manchester, UK
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Do Costco do a$$ tattooing?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Middle of Freakin' Nowhere, WI
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Do you have a s***load of money to spend on it?
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Sometimes I Scare Myself Out of the box thinking with attitude. Warning: Not for the faint of heart or the politically correct.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manchester, UK
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If I did would I really spend it on that?
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Do you have a big enough a$$?
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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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Have you been looking through my windows again?
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Yes-do you mind?
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HELL every fall and winter.
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Did you like what you saw?
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Did YOU see what I liked?
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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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Was it, perchance, 'Cindy's dead body?
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HELL every fall and winter.
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OMG Is Cindy Dead?????
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Memphis
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Isn't her bullet ridden corpse and the pool of blood enough to answer that question for you?
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Memphis
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Yes, do you have the lyric sheet?
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HELL every fall and winter.
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Would we have to pay you royalties to sing it?
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
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can I pay him not to sing?
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Happy to be here
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: my own little world
Posts: 4,450
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Wouldn't that be wonderful?
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