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Old 08-01-2006, 05:49 AM   #5001
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I dont know - why don't you ask George W Bush how he does it?
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Old 08-01-2006, 05:53 AM   #5002
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How DID you know who we asked?
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Old 08-01-2006, 05:54 AM   #5003
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Didnt I tell you Laura talks in her sleep?
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Old 08-01-2006, 05:57 AM   #5004
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We are making the supposition that you have the room bugged and have NEVER been present to listen first hand-is that postulation correct?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:04 AM   #5005
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Now you bring up a good point-- In the case of heads up the butt, is it better to make postulations for the supposition or to make suppositories for the posterior?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:09 AM   #5006
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Dear heart it depends on the attitude one takes-but as you suggested to me in a more private theater-well-perhaps the question for so many of these people is why has no one invented a vaseline suppository-now that perhaps is worth some anterior postulation-you think not?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:12 AM   #5007
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Sure - why not?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:25 AM   #5008
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Isn't it wonderfullly homogeneous when we occasionally agree?

P.S. it seems we have scared the others off-how sad
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:32 AM   #5009
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Isnt pasturized better than homogeneous anyway?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:33 AM   #5010
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Maybe we should ask Homer Simpson?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:37 AM   #5011
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But would he answer?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:43 AM   #5012
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We have to say goodnight but we will call Homerus Simpsonicus and ask-we hope he does not have a mouth full of bologna -if he does can we slap it out of his gob?
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Do we really want to do that to him?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:23 PM   #5014
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:17 PM   #5015
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Why would you ask a question like that?
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:20 PM   #5016
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Can we wear gloves?
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Can we triple glove?
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Wouldn't you rather think about pirates?
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Is one of them Johnny Depp?
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Ooh, can I have him?
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Is all that matters to you lovely young ladies-good looks-tight swollen muscular buttocks-and a crap load of $$$$?

P.S. give us lobster or give us death!!!!-Now that is a sexy attitude if you ask me-yah we know no one did-RATS
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Did we fail to mention a big penis too?
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Have we forgotten there are youngsters around here?
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I think the kids would prefer Lobster, don't you?
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Is the Red Lobster open late tonight?
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