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Old 02-16-2007, 12:43 AM   #6851
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:10 AM   #6852
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:32 AM   #6853
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:37 AM   #6854
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:42 AM   #6855
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Where's my burger, fries and chocolate shake?
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:43 AM   #6856
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:43 AM   #6857
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:44 AM   #6858
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Why is my shake missing? Where are my fries? Why is my cheeseburger cold? (oooh, a triple!)
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:44 AM   #6859
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:45 AM   #6860
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You offer me your squashed fries and ice-cold burger? How hungry do you think I am?
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:03 AM   #6861
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:15 AM   #6862
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Don't horses give you indigestion?
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:44 PM   #6863
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What kind of sauce will you use?
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:36 PM   #6864
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:43 PM   #6865
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Old 02-16-2007, 06:21 PM   #6867
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Don't you know, it has to be tomato sauce?
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