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venturing ever further into the unknown
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: I will complete a play this year! I will!
Posts: 3,263
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Weren't you listening?
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#6852 |
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Not just your average bear.
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Giant hurt ball or the Deathticle.
Posts: 114
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No, couldn't you work that out?
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#6853 |
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Set yourself free
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Surrey, United Kingdom
Posts: 4,296
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You guys still talking about burgers? mmm
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#6854 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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(walking in with ketchup and mustard) Did someone say burgers?
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#6855 |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
Posts: 7,527
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Where's my burger, fries and chocolate shake?
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#6856 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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You bought one too?
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#6857 |
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Set yourself free
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Surrey, United Kingdom
Posts: 4,296
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Can i have some ketchup and mustard please TheScip?
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#6858 |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
Posts: 7,527
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Why is my shake missing? Where are my fries? Why is my cheeseburger cold? (oooh, a triple!)
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#6859 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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You want these?
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#6860 |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
Posts: 7,527
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You offer me your squashed fries and ice-cold burger? How hungry do you think I am?
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#6861 |
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Not just your average bear.
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Giant hurt ball or the Deathticle.
Posts: 114
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I don't know, are you hungry enough to devour a horse?
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#6862 |
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venturing ever further into the unknown
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: I will complete a play this year! I will!
Posts: 3,263
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Don't horses give you indigestion?
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#6863 |
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Company Man
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 6,214
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What kind of sauce will you use?
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#6864 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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Want to try this one?
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#6865 |
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Salt water is the cure
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: on the water
Posts: 1,700
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Is that Horseradish sauce ?
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#6866 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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Does it look like Horseraddish?
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#6867 |
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venturing ever further into the unknown
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: I will complete a play this year! I will!
Posts: 3,263
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Don't you know, it has to be tomato sauce?
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#6868 |
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: teh Debug Window
Posts: 116
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What else can you do with tomato sauce?
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#6869 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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Did you ever try to drink it straight from the jar?
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#6870 |
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: teh Debug Window
Posts: 116
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Doesn't it come in a can?
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#6871 |
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absent
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,750
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...like starlets? ;-/
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#6872 |
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Set yourself free
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Surrey, United Kingdom
Posts: 4,296
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What about making your own homemade tomato ketchup?
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#6873 |
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: teh Debug Window
Posts: 116
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Do you like the way it squishes between your toes?
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#6874 |
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Kidnapper
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Ransomville, just outside of Stockholm
Posts: 844
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Why would you squish tomatoes between your toes?
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#6875 |
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: teh Debug Window
Posts: 116
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Don't you like home made tomato ketchup?
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