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Old 02-23-2007, 03:50 AM   #6901
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:54 AM   #6902
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:24 AM   #6903
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:28 AM   #6904
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:46 PM   #6905
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:39 AM   #6906
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Do I have a safe what?
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:46 AM   #6907
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Is it safe or isn't it?
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:53 AM   #6908
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:07 AM   #6909
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czjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudgeczjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudgeczjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudgeczjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudgeczjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudgeczjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudgeczjaba is better than ice cream with hot fudge
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:15 AM   #6910
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Is it safe to say what?
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:16 AM   #6911
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:29 AM   #6912
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:37 AM   #6913
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:39 AM   #6914
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:42 AM   #6915
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Old 02-26-2007, 07:04 AM   #6916
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Old 02-26-2007, 07:04 AM   #6917
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Old 02-27-2007, 01:53 AM   #6918
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:25 AM   #6919
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:26 AM   #6920
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Doesn't anyone know the answers?
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:11 AM   #6921
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:34 AM   #6923
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How do we know if it's true?
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:48 AM   #6925
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Isn't truth just the absence of lies?
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