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Old 02-20-2008, 04:08 AM   #12501
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:52 AM   #12502
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:34 PM   #12504
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Or un-hole-some?
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Can't doughnut holes expand their consciousness and duality of existance being there and not there, ergo, they have no calories?
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:45 PM   #12506
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Cogito ergo doughnut sum?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:15 PM   #12507
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Er...is that english?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:20 PM   #12508
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[Roughly translated from latin]: I think I am a doughnut, therefore I am?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:22 PM   #12509
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You're a cop?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:24 PM   #12510
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Except for the numerous pairs of handcuffs in my collection, why do you think I'm a cop?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:25 PM   #12511
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Am I the only one that made the cop/doughnut connection?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:27 PM   #12512
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Do you mean to say that there are no cops who eat the odd muffin or croissant?
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Do they only eat the odd ones?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:29 PM   #12514
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Are you being smart?
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Are you accusing me of being a smartass or of being kinky? What's taking you so long to choose?
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Do I have to choose? Can't you be both kinky and a smartass?
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:55 PM   #12517
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Did I hear mention of kinky? Kinky Inky....whadya think?
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Shouldn't we all be kinky smartasses?
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Would we cop more doughnuts if we were?
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Or would we be kinky cops eating doughnuts?
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Aren't the doughnuts kinky too?
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Ooooh, the holes...'specially warm ones...who can pop a whole one in their mouth?

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