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The Deadliest Bunny
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: under the radar
Posts: 1,666
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Would cream cheese and marmalade be a bad idea?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
Posts: 9,950
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Wouldn't it be nicer if it were not just an idea?
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Parkersburg, West Virginia
Posts: 55
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Wait, wait. What's this about doughnut holes being unwholsome?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Or un-hole-some?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Can't doughnut holes expand their consciousness and duality of existance being there and not there, ergo, they have no calories?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Cogito ergo doughnut sum?
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
Posts: 6,090
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Er...is that english?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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[Roughly translated from latin]: I think I am a doughnut, therefore I am?
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
Posts: 6,090
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You're a cop?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Except for the numerous pairs of handcuffs in my collection, why do you think I'm a cop?
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teh other evil broad
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself.
Posts: 6,090
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Am I the only one that made the cop/doughnut connection?
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#12512 |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Do you mean to say that there are no cops who eat the odd muffin or croissant?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Do they only eat the odd ones?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Are you being smart?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Are you accusing me of being a smartass or of being kinky? What's taking you so long to choose?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Do I have to choose? Can't you be both kinky and a smartass?
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Passion in full bloom
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Behind the windmills of your mind
Posts: 4,140
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Couldn't you be one and marry the other and go everywhere together?
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: A year retired from USAF. Even changed states. Now part of the civilian sector. *screams*
Posts: 9,203
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Did I hear mention of kinky? Kinky Inky....whadya think?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Shouldn't we all be kinky smartasses?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
Posts: 9,950
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Would we cop more doughnuts if we were?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: I'm not telling.
Posts: 2,087
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Or would we be kinky cops eating doughnuts?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Aren't the doughnuts kinky too?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Did you transport a doughnut across State lines for immoral purposes?
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#12524 |
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...walks this way.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Here
Posts: 1,628
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Does that have something to do with doughnut holes?
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I.am.NOT.new!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: A year retired from USAF. Even changed states. Now part of the civilian sector. *screams*
Posts: 9,203
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Ooooh, the holes...'specially warm ones...who can pop a whole one in their mouth?
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