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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Mar 2008
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How big do you want it?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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Wouldn't it be bigger in centimeters?
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The Deadliest Bunny
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: under the radar
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How many centimeters should it be?
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Why does it have to be centimeters? Why can't it be nickelimeters?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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What if we used ladybugs to measure with?
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dreaming of the day...
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Right here, in front of my computer
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Why ladybugs? Why not inches?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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Didn't we go through this already?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Are you saying you don't want to repeat the past?
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Bored fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: C,eh?, N,eh? D,eh?
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(What's going in in here...? Are all these people, well... crazy?)
Er... You'll not take it amiss, should I just show myself out, then...? (God, if You are listening; can you please make sure the door IS NOT locked...?)
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Should we not make Craig pick up a kitten on his way out?
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Tentenda via est
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Inside Your Head
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Will the kitten bite Craig if he picks it up?
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Don't kittens rarely bite?
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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What if Craig bites the kitten?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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Wouldn't the kitten's mama (Mama Sabertooth over in the corner here tapping her claws) be really pissed?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Don't sabertooths have cubs, not kittens?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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Do you really want to argue with a sabertooth as to what they have and have not?
(backing away while ordering bandaids and more popcorn)
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Is that like the woman who wanted to pet John Henry?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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Wasn't John Henry the steel driving man who beat a machine laying railroad spikes?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Are you going to hum a few bars for us?
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The Deadliest Bunny
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: under the radar
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Haven't you heard the rumors about Heron humming in a few bars?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Is it true that she left with a drunken sailor on each arm?
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The Deadliest Bunny
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: under the radar
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Wasn't it under each arm?
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ohio
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why would it be under each arm?
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Wasn't it under each wing? Where did they go? Which one of you stole my sailors?
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Aren't they passed out under your wings?
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