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Old 11-06-2008, 07:21 PM   #14001
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Donkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Who was it, saved a wrench like me?
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:14 PM   #14003
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Wasn't it amazing grease that saved a wrench like me?
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:27 AM   #14004
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:49 AM   #14005
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OMG! Did Woof call you a wench?
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:50 PM   #14007
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Will you give me librium or give me meth?
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:42 PM   #14008
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Donkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDonkey is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Did Woof just win the funniest/most clever pun contest?
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:08 PM   #14009
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Does that mean I've won the coveted silver tongue award?
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:59 PM   #14010
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Isn't that a question for the ladies?
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Old 11-08-2008, 12:16 AM   #14011
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But would a real lady answer that question?
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:26 PM   #14012
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Old 11-09-2008, 05:08 AM   #14014
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:48 PM   #14015
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Is a reel lady one who likes to fish?
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Old 11-09-2008, 11:41 PM   #14016
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Old 11-09-2008, 11:51 PM   #14017
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Old 11-10-2008, 04:38 AM   #14019
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Yes; didn't you hear that Susie now sells shell phones at the seashore store?
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Are her shell phones reliable or do they conch out?
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Old 11-10-2008, 07:19 PM   #14022
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Shouldn't you only use your Chile phone to call Santiago?
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Hot tamale? Where is she?
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