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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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Why do you get to have all the really good questions?
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SO many books!!
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cold, Minnesota
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What makes them so good?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Is there a cereal killer on the loose? Can you please tell him to stay away from my corn flakes?
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SO many books!!
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cold, Minnesota
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Can I have your corn flakes?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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What makes you so special?
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
Posts: 9,589
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What is so special about Woof's corn flakes?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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What?!!!!!!!! You haven't HEARD?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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You think I got this flaky and this corny by eating porridge?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
Posts: 7,718
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Aren't bears the only ones who really eat porridge?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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Remind me. What do you do if the porridge is too hot?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
Posts: 7,718
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Is that a trick question?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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Yes. How could you tell?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
Posts: 7,718
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Didn't you give it away when you said "remind me"?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: NC
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Why does he always have to be reminded?
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Writing is LIFE! Now I have a blog The Writing Noob “Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” Anton Chekhov And so it was later, as the miller told his tale That her face at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale "You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." - Jack London |
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
Posts: 21,144
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Are we talking about Donkey?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
Posts: 7,718
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Aren't donkeys stubborn and need to be reminded often? Or, is that a mule?
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
Posts: 21,144
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Aren't mules the same thing as donkeys?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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Can we talk about rabbits for awhile? Better yet, how 'bout those Beavers?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
Posts: 7,718
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Dam, don't ya just hate seeing a pile of dead trees?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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LOL. Kdnxdr is my new best friend.
Isn't life good?
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
Posts: 21,144
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Why does donkey want to talk about beavers?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
Posts: 7,718
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Some people have drawn the analogy between beavers and busy, busy people, haven't they?
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
Posts: 21,144
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Or could it be that Donkey was being naughty?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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What's naughty about a beaver going for a donkey ride?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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Where do I sign up?
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