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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
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How would I know what's normal when I'm not normal?
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Weird is what I do.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TN
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Are you saying you're normally abnormal?
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
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Do you think I'm saying I'm abnormally abnormal?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Has this discussion veered off on a path of abnormality?
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Weird is what I do.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TN
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Did this discussion ever have a path?
Did I miss the signs?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Didn't you see the sign that read YOU ARE NOW ON THE PSYCHOPATH?
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
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Ha ha ha! Don't you think Woof is one funny dude?
P.S. that psychopath thing gave me an idea for a greeting card. |
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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Do you mean funny looking?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Funny haha or funny sheesh?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beaverton, Oregon, USA
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How about funny whoa?
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Weird is what I do.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TN
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Or maybe more funny in a boo-hoo-that-really-sucks kind of way?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Is WHOA such a strange reaction when gazing upon a stud horse?
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Can you be more specific?
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: never in the here and now
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Do we really want to know what's in Woof's imagination?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Does Woof know what's in his own imagination?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Know what's in my own imagination? What makes you think I'd want to go to such a scary place?
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Passion in full bloom
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Behind the windmills of your mind
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Didn't they make a movie about that place, Woof? What was the name again?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Was it Frankenstein Meets The Werewoof?
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Come here and say that
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How can you tell a werewoof?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Did you know that among other things, a werewoof always shaves his chest hair during a full moon?
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Why would he do that?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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If you found out why, do you realize what would happen to you?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Are you referring to the curse of the werewoof?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Isn't the werewoof the one who is cursed?
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Screaming Audio Terror
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Scunthorpe, UK. "The industrial garden town of the North".
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Cursed? Or gifted?
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