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Old 02-16-2009, 05:52 PM   #15051
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What kind of nihilist did you have in mind? One who sails down the Nile into oblivion?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:04 PM   #15052
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Why oblivion? Doesn't one sail down the Nile into the Mediterranean?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:16 PM   #15053
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Why not oblivion? Haven't you seen Death On The Nile?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:25 PM   #15054
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Isn't Death on the Nile just a movie?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:45 PM   #15055
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Isn't life just a movie?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:49 PM   #15056
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Would anybody like Peter Ustinov to play them in a movie of their life?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:54 PM   #15057
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Hasn't the great Peter Ustinov passed away? How is it possible to be played by a dead actor?
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:55 PM   #15058
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Couldn't you wire his corpse with robotics?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:01 PM   #15059
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On the whole, wouldn't it be less complicated to hire a living actor?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:04 PM   #15060
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Would it? Would it really?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:09 PM   #15061
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Are you prepared to dig up the grave of Peter Ustinov and wire his remains with robotics and see which is easier? (I can't believe I wrote that)
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:12 PM   #15062
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Am I bothered by semantics or morals?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:15 PM   #15063
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Bugger semantics or morals! How about practicality?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:18 PM   #15064
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Don't you think the end result would be worth it?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:18 PM   #15065
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Work alone as what? A gravedigger?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:20 PM   #15066
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Sorry, I edited mine straight after posting haha

Maybe I've hired a small team of corpsebotics experts. How do you like them apples?
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:25 PM   #15067
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Corpsebotics experts? How charming is that? Um...may one be so bold as to ask what the job description of a corpsebotic expert is?
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What's necessity got to do with it?
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Can you guys slow down a bit so I can squeeze in something clever?
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Is an hour enough time for 'ya?
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Isn't time relative? Has someone asked that already? And do you really need to know how corpsebotics works? Are you prepared for the mindblowing fun that learning such a thing entails?
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Messing with you? Are you in a corpsebotic funk?
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