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Old 02-20-2009, 06:05 PM   #15201
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Maybe, but when turtles are offended, doesn't it take them a long time to show it?
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:08 PM   #15202
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And also withdraw into their shells?
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:04 PM   #15203
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What if it was a Tasmanian Turtle?
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:11 PM   #15204
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Doesn't a Tasmanian Turtle whirl about like a dust devil, but do it verrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwly?
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:12 PM   #15205
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Is this becoming another shell game??
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:16 PM   #15206
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:16 PM   #15207
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Are you calling us shellfish?
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:17 PM   #15208
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:23 PM   #15209
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:37 PM   #15210
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Can you imagine the combined smell?
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:43 PM   #15211
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And what's wrong with the smell of a woof fish, may I ask?
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:32 PM   #15212
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:35 PM   #15213
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Would it dissipate the smell or just displace it? If it's a smelly dogfish, can't we just put it on ice or cook it?
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:55 PM   #15214
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Wasn't woof fish banned by the FDA?
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:30 PM   #15215
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Have they started banning scents now? If so, they should include reality shows, because they all stink to high heaven.
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Is that another stinking, mindless, stupid, vapid, superficial, reality show?
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Why do you lie through your ink-stained teeth?
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What else could it be? Chopped liver?
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