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Maybe, but when turtles are offended, doesn't it take them a long time to show it?
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And also withdraw into their shells?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
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What if it was a Tasmanian Turtle?
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Outward Hound
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Doesn't a Tasmanian Turtle whirl about like a dust devil, but do it verrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwly?
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SO many books!!
Join Date: May 2008
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Is this becoming another shell game??
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Are you calling us shellfish?
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Is that too fishy for you?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
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Can you imagine the combined smell?
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And what's wrong with the smell of a woof fish, may I ask?
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SO many books!!
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Would the wagging of its tail dissipate the smell?
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Outward Hound
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Would it dissipate the smell or just displace it? If it's a smelly dogfish, can't we just put it on ice or cook it?
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Wasn't woof fish banned by the FDA?
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I ain't got TIME to bleed!
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Have they started banning scents now? If so, they should include reality shows, because they all stink to high heaven.
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
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Is Dirty Jobs not especially stinky?
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Is that another stinking, mindless, stupid, vapid, superficial, reality show?
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Why do you malign reality shows, when they are the truest expression of all that's genuine, heartfelt and sincere?
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Why do you lie through your ink-stained teeth?
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carpe libri
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Are you sure it is ink?
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What else could it be? Chopped liver?
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practical experience, FTW
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Why are we talking about stinky fish, and ugh...liver? Doesn't anyone like desserts?
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One of the most important people in the world
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Have you had tiramasu?
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practical experience, FTW
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Haven't you ever had a good cannoli?
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