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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Are you a talking head?
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Come here and say that
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Is there another kind?
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A Dictionary of Linguistic Absurdities "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Have you heard of a deadhead? That's another kind, isn't it?
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SO many books!!
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cold, Minnesota
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Or a hammerhead?
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Outward Hound
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Is a hammerhead necessary to drive a nail into a blockhead?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
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Just where are we headed?
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Unofficial Jester
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: In your dreams
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Isn't obvious?
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Ididdit
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You mean obvious or oblivious?
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Come here and say that
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What's the difference?
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A Dictionary of Linguistic Absurdities "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"
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Outward Hound
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Isn't the former apparent and the latter absent?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Isn't it apparent that intelligence is absent in this thread?
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Outward Hound
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Are you saying that a parent is not intelligent and absent?
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: never in the here and now
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Don't you ever get headaches from this thread?
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Outward Hound
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Isn't desire the source of all our pain, according to the Buddha?
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Didn't the Buddha write A Rickshaw Named Desire?
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Perhaps in another incarnation...but wouldn't it be more comfortable to go straight Tibet rather than making out in a rickshaw?
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What about the Dalai Lama? Does he ever take anybody Tibet?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Do you want Tibet on that?
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
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Does anybody every try to stop you with the puns, people?
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Outward Hound
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Why do you want to stop them? You don't find them punny?
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Isn't it true that people who pun are better lovers?
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Ididdit
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Buns are butter lovers?
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: never in the here and now
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What about muffins?
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Outward Hound
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Muffins have preferences?
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