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Old 05-22-2009, 03:58 PM   #17326
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Old 05-22-2009, 06:25 PM   #17327
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Have you heard of a deadhead? That's another kind, isn't it?
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:42 PM   #17330
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Just where are we headed?
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:00 AM   #17332
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You mean obvious or oblivious?
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Old 05-23-2009, 02:02 PM   #17334
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Isn't the former apparent and the latter absent?
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Isn't it apparent that intelligence is absent in this thread?
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Old 05-23-2009, 07:55 PM   #17337
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Are you saying that a parent is not intelligent and absent?
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Isn't desire the source of all our pain, according to the Buddha?
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Didn't the Buddha write A Rickshaw Named Desire?
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Perhaps in another incarnation...but wouldn't it be more comfortable to go straight Tibet rather than making out in a rickshaw?
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Do you want Tibet on that?
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Why do you want to stop them? You don't find them punny?
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