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Old 06-18-2009, 04:38 PM   #17826
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Or when he has a computer chip implanted in his brain?
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:51 PM   #17827
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Does that mean he has to boot up his brain every morning?
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:53 PM   #17828
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Yes, but what if he has accidentally downloaded a virus?
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:54 PM   #17829
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Couldn't he install an antibiotic?
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:55 PM   #17830
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Yes, but what if there's a problem with his registry?
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:04 PM   #17831
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Then can't he register for a new registry?
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:09 PM   #17832
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
But what if the registrar is a Trojan?
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:17 PM   #17833
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Doesn't your Illiad manual give instructions on how to deal with this intruder?
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:20 PM   #17834
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Komnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsKomnena is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Who will watch the guardian?
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:03 PM   #17835
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The Guardian Insurance Company?
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:05 PM   #17836
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Does this outfit offer life insurance on guardian angels?
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:17 PM   #17837
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Why would angels need life insurance? Aren't they immortal?
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:32 PM   #17838
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You have a point. Ok, how about collision insurance?
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:11 PM   #17839
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Okay, collision insurance. But how will they fare under Obama's health insurance plan?
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Isn't there a clause in Obama's plan for wings and halos?
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:31 PM   #17841
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Aren't wings covered because they can be broken, but halos not insurable because they fall under the category of "non-visible apparatus" ?
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But if wings and halos are not covered under the government plan, wouldn't they be covered by the angels' employer and handled through the Department of Seraphic Resources?
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But isn't the Department of Seraphic Resources under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Cherubic Services?
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You think it's complicated? Have you spoken to the dozens of angels waiting in line to apply for flying permits?
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Is it true that a shocking number of angels have not been properly trained in emergencies caused by icing on the wings?
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What kind of emergencies? Do you mean to say that there are angels who have crash-landed? Why was this not reported in the media? Do you smell a cover up?
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What's a smell up? Is that like a barrel of rotting fish or something?
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Couldn't it be a pile of trashy manuscripts?
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