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Old 11-02-2009, 02:25 AM   #20201
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Wouldn't they smell like dung?
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:24 AM   #20202
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What if they wore cologne?
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:06 AM   #20203
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Eau de Scarabée, perhaps?
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Matera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Do literary dung beetles roll their books in lttle balls and trundle them along?
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:45 PM   #20205
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Good question. Do you know any literary dung beetles that you could ask?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:20 PM   #20206
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Don't they turn up at literary dung beetle salons?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:46 PM   #20207
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
What do they discuss at literary dung beetle salons?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:48 PM   #20208
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Don't they discuss all the crap that's being published?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:50 PM   #20209
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Are you speaking of the excrementalist movement?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:54 PM   #20210
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Yes, and don't the dung beetles sit on stools while discussing it?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:57 PM   #20211
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Woof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsWoof is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
What about those dung beetles who are too anally retentive to express their feelings?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:59 PM   #20212
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Aren't there dung beetle psychotherapists who can help them face their conflicts and loosen up?
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Matera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Aren't they afraid that loosening up will affect the bindings of their...um...collections?
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But with all this loosening up, aren't those dung beetle psychotherapists worried about soiling their reputations, not to mention their couches?
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Don't they insist that their patients wear protective undergarments, such as Creepends or Crawlquility?
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What about those nonconforming renegade dung beetles who choose to bathe in a crystal blue stream?
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Don't they evolve into water beetles?
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Indeed. And don't water beetles evolve into waterfowl (after a few million years) ?
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Or do they grow their hair, pick up a few instruments and form a band in Liverpool?
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Is that what them fancy-pantsy people call "science"? crosspost

Are you calling English music the product of dung beetles?
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Isn't music the international language?
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Should we ask the United Nations?
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But the UN has 192 member nations, so wouldn't we have to ask all of them?
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Do we have to ask them in their own languages?
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