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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Is the dog you were training too small to bring it back for you?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Is it really necessary to fetch a dictionary when we have in our midst a walking dictionary, one who can also tap dance and sing while waving various flag and railway signal arm semaphores?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
Posts: 15,320
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Does the walking dictionary wear Oxford shoes?
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Passion in full bloom
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Behind the windmills of your mind
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If it were in a pub would it walk it's tab?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Does Coke still even make Tab? Why would you need to walk a soft drink?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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If you can nurse a beer, why can't you walk a soft drink?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Isn't it the same reason you can't fish for compliments?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
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Maybe you're not using the right bait?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,308
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Or you haven't got a hook?
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lost in the Wyoming mountains. Don't try to rescue me.
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Or you don't lie big enough?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
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Or there aren't any fish in the pond?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Didn't the big fish in a small pond eat all the smaller fish?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Yes, but who ate the big fish?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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That familiar mammal who uses a fork and knife?
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
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Was it Moby Dick?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Is that a typo, wasn't it Moby Grape?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Since when do whales eat grapes?
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Are grapes toxic to whales the way they are to dogs?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Are you saying grapes wreak their wrath on dogs?
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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How can they be toxic when some whales like to enjoy a nice glass of wine now and again?
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
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How do they get the bottles open?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Don't the use bottlenose dolphins?
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Accidentally, or on porpoise?
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Did you have the chance to read A Porpoise Driven Life?
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Ididdit
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin's (sore) thumb
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Wasn't that made into a whale of a movie?
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