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Old 03-25-2010, 10:44 PM   #21776
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:45 AM   #21779
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:11 AM   #21780
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Old 03-26-2010, 03:52 AM   #21781
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Old 03-26-2010, 06:34 AM   #21782
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:10 AM   #21783
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Matera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Maybe you're not using the right bait?
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That familiar mammal who uses a fork and knife?
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Is that a typo, wasn't it Moby Grape?
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Old 03-27-2010, 12:38 AM   #21792
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Since when do whales eat grapes?
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How can they be toxic when some whales like to enjoy a nice glass of wine now and again?
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Wasn't that made into a whale of a movie?
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