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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Can you show me some statistical proof that you generally hit what you're aiming at?
(I know I have a big mouth, but I still want some assurance)
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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Or should we use a spud gun?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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Baby Bubba's bib?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#12429 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Why would a baby need a bib?
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#12430 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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How about a funnel?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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The baby's doing a keg stand already?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#12433 |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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Are you planning on turning the keg into a coffee urn?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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Why not just combine the two with Buzz Beer?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,645
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It didn't stop the fly, did it?
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#12438 |
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 8,350
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Did the fly bring company, with wings?
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,645
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The flyswatter keeps the fly company?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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Like with handcuffs?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#12443 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Wokingham
Posts: 534
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Do you like them?
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,653
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Do you own a pair?
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Under construction until further notice. Thank you for your patience.
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#12445 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,746
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How else would I make my frequent citizen's arrests?
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Wait, didn't I kill that character?
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Querying Central
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By getting bitten by a radioactive spider and using your new found spider powers to restrain the evildoer?
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My synopsis thinks it's so tough. Come on over and beat it down. "So we must daily keep things wound: that is, we must pray when prayer seems dry as dust; we must write when we are physically tired, when our hearts are heavy" -Madeleine L'Engle |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,653
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Are you implying I live on a cobweb?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Pixie, fairy, angel, or crop?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,690
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Is fairy dust still legal?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#12450 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,746
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Plan on making a citizen's arrest armed with Pledge?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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