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practical experience, FTW
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Or Charlie the tuna?
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Honest, not Harsh
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: P-Town, OR
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Why are you asking about my pet fish?
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practical experience, FTW
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Have you considered a tuna casserole lately?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Or maybe beef stroganoff?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
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Why not some bbq ribs and homemade potato salad?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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If it has the word "salad" in it, do you think we might need to cook it in oil?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#12507 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Deep fried lettuce?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Muppet fruit salad?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Should you throw in some nuts?
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practical experience, FTW
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Are you trying to say it's moldy?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Do jazz hands carry extra calories?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
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Like Cheeze-Its in one hand and a Big Mac in the other?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Or a bag of M&Ms and some toffee apples?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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How about a Red Bull?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Did you burn off the old ones?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Is that what that odor was?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Do barbecued dragon wings taste like chicken?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Or do they taste more like BBQ'd spirit hands?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Is that the new way of getting rid of ghosts?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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The Ghostbusters spent too much time signing autographs?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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