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Honest, not Harsh
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: P-Town, OR
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When has eating a village ever been 'too far'?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,700
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When you can't afford the bus fare out there?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,700
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Since the village people started getting popular?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,654
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Does this mean I can break out in a song and dance?
*prepares to shimmy by stretching appropriate muscles*
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Wokingham
Posts: 535
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Could I dance as well?
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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Are you asking me to judge?
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,654
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Depends, will I need a lawyer?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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You only need a lawyer if you want the judge to actually hear you?
(My experience is that they are deaf to mere mortals)
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,654
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Who says I'm not immortal?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Are you saying all monsters are attorneys?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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Wouldn't MaM have the best answer for that question?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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What else is in their pockets?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,654
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Can I hire Porter to speak on my behalf?
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is Envy Augustine
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Normandy
Posts: 1,064
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Does public speaking make you nervous?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Wokingham
Posts: 535
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Maybe exhaustion, will you think?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,700
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Who needs to think when public speaking?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,755
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Everyone except politicians and celebrities?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,700
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So Arnold Schwarzenegger definitely falls under that category?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Well, aren't you clever?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,700
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Then why can't I figure out how to program my VCR?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Oh, puh-leeze.
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Will advise upon arrival.
Posts: 2,170
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What's a VCR?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Does that stand for Vacant Celebrity Reaction?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,700
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Very Crappy Reminder (of the electronic middle ages)?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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I heard that technology is improving so fast that Today is three years ago?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,755
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So where were you in 2015?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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