Quotes From My Beloved (also, yours)

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Just, you know, for stuff they say. Starting with mine -

"There's nothing like food when you're hungry, is there?"

So you can see why I love him.
 
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I put a quote from a child on my Facebook page earlier today:

"Never trust a dog to guard your food."
 
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More childhood wisdom.

"Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato."
 
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alleycat said:
More childhood wisdom.

"Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato."
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Who are these children? Can I have one?

Okay - not to be competitive, but - my son, aged nearly-three to his newborn sister as we drove past a church, with a somewhat ostentatious crucifix at the fence -

"You see that house? It's a Turch. You can tell it's a Turch, because it has a T out the front. T for Turch."
 
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"Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time."
 
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"Never play Get Me if You Can with someone with half-inch claws." --Me.
 
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From the Advice for Men Department.

"If a woman asks you for fashion advice, for heaven's sakes don't give it. She was just asking you to be polite." --Me again.
 

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"If I keep doing these lunges and squats, my butt's gonna be jacked up between my shoulder blades. I'll have to sit on the floor to poop." Mine after a vicious workout left me so sore, my husband had to help me sit down on the toilet. God, I love that man.
 
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My second (and now ex) girlfriend once told me, "I want to stab you in a cemetery."

Incidentally, she was the better of the 2 girlfriends I've had. I actually miss her sometimes...

However, stabbing doesn't fit into my life's plan.
 
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"Woof." --My Dog
 
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Our daughter: "Isn't it funny that the town is Tombstone but the cemetery isn't?" (It's Boot Hill.)

Maryn, who never thought of that
 
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"If you had to maintain the pool and lawn, the pool would be green and the lawn wouldn't."

In a restaurant, watching three employees deal with a burned-out ceiling light over the check-out counter, "I feel a light bulb joke coming on."

My wife has a great sense of humor. Except when I'm telling the joke.
 
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Hub was repairing the wood fence and I asked if he was ready to ask for help. He said, "Nah, I'm going to keep pluckin' away at it."

I stood and watched for a bit and realized he made the right word choice, after all.
 
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My hubby, after I did or said something that was apparently very me.

*hug* "You're so weird. That's why we love you."

The "we" was including the kids. He doesn't have a Gollum complex. :tongue


My eldest, speculating on his siblings, and hubby and my multiple coincidental ties to our place of origin. "At least I know I'm not inbred."
The poor kid. He's my clone right down to his sense of humor.
 
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My Dad stopped by today and my Aunt wanted him to take her on an errand.

Me-"For Dog sake take the woman so I can five minutes of peace."

Dad-"Think about this. If I take her, you'll be left here with yourself, and there's no escape from you now is there."

That's my Dad.
 
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"Mum that horse has a big poo."
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That shouldn't be funny, but I'm laughing my socks off right now. :tongue

A (paraphrased) conversation between sis and mum, with me making a cameo.

Sis: "I'm not going in the shower while the workmen are outside. You can see in the window!"
Mum: "Oh, you can't see much through there."
Sis looks at me as if, "She actually looked in there expecting to see something?"
Me: *giggle*
 
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