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I have a bit of a backlog of recipes I can write up in a few short lines on facebook for the sake of my friends that are in college/living alone/just can't cook because it seems like they're all trying to burn their houses down. It'll do until they finally make Home Economics mandatory in all schools.

* Boil some pasta, toss some chopped mushrooms in a teaspoon of olive oil on a low heat until they go soft, add some pesto.

* Throw some sausages in an oven-proof dish with some root vegetables and a sauce, cook for 45 minutes.

* Cook some vegetables (carrots, mushrooms, peppers etc), cover with a can of baked beans, pour a glass of red wine, add a splash of wine to the vegetables, put in the oven for half an hour, drink the wine while you're waiting.

Can anyone add a few? Before my friends either die in a fire or they starve to death after they spend all their money on takeout.
 

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My blog.

http://www.authorskitchen.com/

Updated Tuesdays (by me) and Fridays (by my blog partner) with step by step instructions that include pics for each step.

There's a search function on the side that lets them search by ingredient too. :)
 
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Crock pot + piece of beef + water + low heat at least 8 hours. That's about the only recipe which includes actual cooking that I've never ever managed to mess up.
 

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Boil some pasta--I like rotini or ziti, or other "short" pastas for this--and drain it. Add a decent splodge of butter (3 Tbsp or so? Depends on how much pasta you have, but generally one Tbsp butter per cup and a half of pasta) and some grated parmesan cheese (a little less than the butter) and mix well until the butter and cheese have melted. Salt and pepper to taste, and eat.

My mom used to pour warm milk over this so it was almost like a buttery pasta cereal. If you add only a small amount of milk at the same time as you add the butter and cheese you'll have an alfredo sauce.

Another:

Toss half a pound or so of lean ground beef (depends on how many people are eating) into a drying pan. Dust well with onion powder and garlic powder, and use a wooden spoon to break up the meat, mix in the powders. Turn on the heat and begin to brown the meat, adding a bit more powder along the way.

When the meat is about 2/3 brown, add several Tbsp of soy sauce and several Tbsp or Worcestershire sauce. Add a bit more of each power. Keep stirring and browning, adding a bit more of the sauces every couple of minutes or so, until it's all browned. When it is, add a bit more of everything and continue to cook another three minutes or so. The sauces will combine with the fat from the meat and make a thick sauce--there won't be a lot of it, but there will be some, and it adds some nice moisture.

Now. This is--because I'm allergic to peppers, and because I don't like cumin--what I use for beef tacos. (It is actually quite yummy, I promise.) So what I do at this point is have a quesadilla with it, usually, or put it into taco shells with whatever other taco fixings. But I've also done the following:

--mix it with melted cheddar or other Mexican cheese to make a really nice thick dip

--put it on a flour tortilla then sprinkle thickly with cheese to make a meat-inside quesadilla

--layer it with other ingredients (eg lettuce, refried beans, cheese, tomato chunks) for a seven-layer dip, or put tortilla chips in a bowl, dump this over, then add a ladleful or two of melted cheese etc. for nachos. Or, do the same but over a plate of french fries!

You can also:

--fill a piece of pita bread with it and any other sandwich fixings you might like

--stuff it into half-cooked breadrolls and then finish baking the rolls

--spoon it over a baked potato

--mix it with some crumbled feta cheese, and wrap heaping Tbsp of the mix in filo pastry, then bake for nifty little appetizers

--along the same lines, mix it with shredded cabbage and maybe some carrot or whatever else you like, add a little teriyaki sauce, and wrap it in won ton wrappers, which you can then shallow-fry to make interesting little "Asian" appetizers to serve with rice.

--and along those lines again, mix it with small chunks of potato, carrots, and peas, and a bit of gravy then roll out some puff pastry, cut it into small circles, and make little fold-over "pies/pasties" with it; bake them 20 minutes or so.


Not sure how "idiot-proof" a couple of those last ones are, but the point is that it's quite a tasty little beef mix, and you can do just about anything with it.



I've also in the past cooked pasta in beef stock, then cooked ground beef as above only instead of Worcestershire and soy, I used butter, rosemary, basil, thyme, oregano, and a bit of red wine (1/3 cup or so?) and a spoonful of tomato paste, and let it cook until the wine has reduced. (I usually "finish" the sauce with a tsp or so of arrowroot flour, which thickens the sauce and gives it a velvety consistency, but it's not necessary.) Then I drain the pasta and add the pasta to the beef pan, mixing it in well as I go, so the pasta soaks up and is well-coated with all of the lovely juices/sauce. Again, you can add whatever veg you want to it, if you want, and make sure you finish it with a LOT of good parmesan. It's a really easy pasta dish, something a little different from the "usual" tomato sauce, and it's one of those dishes I've pretty much always got the ingredients for on hand.

Hope some of those help! :)
 

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'fnoodles (Beefy noodles), sort of a lazy man's faux Stroganoff.

Stir together in slow cooker:

A pound of stew meat or lean round steak cut into small cubes
1 can each cream of chicken and cream of mushroom soups
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

Cook on low 8 hours, stir well and ladle over cooked egg noodles, rice or even garlic mashed potatoes. And, yes, if you want, you could stir in a half-pint of sour cream just before serving.
 

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I really like ramen noodles. Not in an ironic-college-student-y kind of way but more in a haute cuisine kind of way. Find a decent asian grocery store (If they have Super H in your area, that's a good place to start) and get some noodles.

They sell prepared ramenesque noodles that are chilled, not dried. They're still basically free, but they're really good. Add maybe some egg, miso paste, fresh veggies, shrimp, fish cake--pretty much anything. And hot sauce.

Basically you just boil water and throw the ingredients in. If you're using fresh shrimp, throw them in last.
 
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I really like ramen noodles. Not in an ironic-college-student-y kind of way but more in a haute cuisine kind of way. Find a decent asian grocery store (If they have Super H in your area, that's a good place to start) and get some noodles.

They sell prepared ramenesque noodles that are chilled, not dried. They're still basically free, but they're really good. Add maybe some egg, miso paste, fresh veggies, shrimp, fish cake--pretty much anything. And hot sauce.

Basically you just boil water and throw the ingredients in. If you're using fresh shrimp, throw them in last.
Actually, my dad would do something like this but with plain old Ichiban ramen. He often used it as a means of clearing out leftovers from the fridge. It was surprisingly tasty.