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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Though I was afraid for a moment that was what *you* meant. Whereupon I was going to have you drummed out of the Cantina, post-count leader or not.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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God, i'd hate to be pillaged.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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Those wonderful accents
Hi, my name is Debio, can I play, too?
On the topic topic of accents, a little anecdote. As part of my job, I used to help take a group of Japanese junior high and high school students to Australia for home stays. The school we went to had a few British teachers. One day, one of these young women sat with me at lunch and commented on how much she liked the American accent. It was amazing how many things went through my mind at once. I have an accent??? Keep talking I think I'm falling in love with you and your accent. I have an accent??? I should stop talking to you, my wife is gonna kill me! I have an accent??? Nah, I don't have an accent, it's all those other silly people, except for the ones who sound really sexy, they're cool. |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Huh, I thought you were the type to enjoy a little "pillaging."
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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All the same, pull up a chair, sit a spell! Have a magical self-refilling glass, watch out for the smibbles, watch out for the kraken, he's bad tempered in cold weather. Quote:
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Mister JC would probably take issues with that, I suspect.
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Gametrovert
Join Date: May 2010
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we're about to start the #sffwrtcht
Tonight we are talking about heroes. If you aren't busy, we'd love to see you.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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(Welcome and hajimemashite!)
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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But junior high school students are so cute! In a kitten or puppy sort of way. Except for the 14 year olds. Human 14 year olds are mostly obnoxious twits who think all adults are stupid, especially the foreign teacher. Then they turn 15 and are cute again. God, I wonder if I can put my son in deep freeze for that year, any news on suspended animation? Think anyone will figure it out in the next 12 years? Arigatou, minna. Isshoni asobou! |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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*wanders back into the cantina*
I never want to see a plane again. Or a moving box. Or a flight time that means I have to be up at 1am, drive for three hours, and get on a plane. How is everyone? It's only been five days, but from the page count it looks like you've kept yourselves busy
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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That sounds...miserable, Sian. I can't think of anything other than that word. But you're all done now?
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Yikes. Three hours? How far from civilization are you, Sian?
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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Politics. Oy. *cranks up '80s music and rearranges tiny elephant collection*
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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Could you tell me, how much do they eat and are they easily toilet trained? We get lots of snow here and I already have enough trouble taking the dog out. |
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,884
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Easy compared to what? A labrador retriever? An angry ex-lab chimp? (why won't he stop throwing it!?) Quote:
I don't know anything about that.
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,506
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*pops into the Cantina before bed*
Hi Debio, welcome! Been in the editing cave tonight. I'm going to have nightmares about eyes. Rolling eyes and gazing eyes and sweeping eyes and eyes that widen and sliding eyes and amused eyes and glinting eyes and...
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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...barbequed eyes...broiled eyes...baked eyes...sauteed eyes...eye kabobs...eye gumbo...
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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It's two in the morning, and I can't stop picking at this story. I'm writing, and I can't stop!
Somebody make me put the computer down and go to bed!
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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Hmm, well, see, since I was raised in a small town on the coast of Oregon, and schools closed down for 2 inches of snow.... What we get here is a lot. ![]() I had about 5 feet in my back yard when I left for work this morning and it's been snowing all day. Took me a moment to figure out your comment about not knowing snow...oops, so, how bout them err, what sports season is it now? |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,864
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psssst!!!
the alaskan is trying to lead you astray!!!
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,765
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Morning cantinas
![]() Himself is eleventy-one today, so far I have had chocolate for breakfast. This is good. ![]() Tea anyone? Welcome along Debio
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
Posts: 4,268
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Pieces of two! Welcome, Debio! You live with a 111-year-old? Happy birthday to the supercentenarian!
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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That's ok. My old pastor always warned me about those Alaskans who would lead me astray. I never understood him. Being led astray was always entertaining at the least and down right fun most times. Probably why I no longer go there. |
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