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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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Or stringing up. Though maybe they are less like Pole beans and moar like Bush beans.
Just sayin.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Fixed it for you. At least that's my experience.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,884
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Are you going to...how exactly does one...what do you use...I gotta go.
I last saw it on twitter. Of course, they're quite fast, so... |
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,130
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Heh.
Hehehe. |
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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![]() 10s is the expert on all things dong-related. I'll leave the trimming to her.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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WHAT IF IT FOLLOWED YOU HERE?! STAY OUT OF THE TALL GRASS!!! Also, I had an epic idea for a short- Take Your Velociraptor to Work Day.
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
Posts: 9,960
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,508
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Guys, I can has in-person interview!
And with that, I'm off to buy dinner and wine.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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New motto!
But it's also Bring Your Tall Grass To Work day! Oh, the hugemanatee! |
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
Posts: 9,960
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See, I told you it's good luck to rub against me!!
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Also, totally not disappointed.
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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![]() I'm sure we have room for a velociraptor pen in one of the sub-dungeons. Then we literally COULD have a raptor for that! Anytime, anywhere!
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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The frog comes with an eating instructional manual?
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I am too enstressed to drink these days, something which makes no sense to me. |
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
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Just sayin'
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AW Addict
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Southern Idaho
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ain't that the truth! |
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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![]() Dude. Not humane society approved. As the vet, I veto the caging of dinos. Tame him, see if the Krakling will win his heart, and clean up the entrails when he has an 'accident' and you can keep him by the lake with the other creatures and hybrid furnishings.
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
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And some cave complexes he can run around in. I mean, that shit totally worked on Jurassic Park.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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And looked how well that turned out!
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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Sure, you just load him in a crate and we'll all stand back and watch the opening scene...
Actually, we like you too much. What Junely said. Next she'll prolly add the wisdom of the ages: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours (or hungry) If it doesn't, ...hunt it down and shoot it.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Homemade apple pie, for the win!
Especially homemade apple pie I didn't have to actually make. I'm teaching the youngest spawn how to cook.
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Mmm. I'll be right over.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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Nice.
You are going to invite your evil cohort, yes?
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Yepper! I'm saving a big piece just for you, plus a wedge of sharp cheddar.
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
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Yeah nobody died horribly or anything.
Wait... Quote:
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I love how we're an evil cohort now. Can we get t-shirts?
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