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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
Posts: 4,887
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Twitter - Do it and give me a shout so I can add you back ![]() My... blog? That can't be right. New Blog Post: How to Avoid Writing Bad Erotica Short sexy stories: A Spank in Time, published by Blushing Books Projects: The Saga of EvilPants: first draft finished ![]() Cobra Ultraviolent Badge Of Honor: Quote:
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
Posts: 6,126
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*pulls up a chair, casts fireball* FWOOM! Hmm. I think I burned off my eyebrows... |
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
Posts: 6,126
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You mean this one?
Wait. Did you really think I was going to post it? heheheh |
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,442
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I got my hopes up.
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
Posts: 6,126
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For the Smiley That Shall Not Be Posted?
No no. Last time I posted that, I got pelted with several acres of dead smibbles... |
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
Posts: 6,126
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You must behead the corporeal vessel. That will eject him from the Material Plane.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,887
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I think his minyuns will string me up. Yes, they are a cross between minions and funyuns. I don't know how they're made either.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,442
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What's going on in this thread?!
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Posts: 8,763
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
Posts: 5,375
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Can't you tell? Ace came back, and we're all drunk with the fabulousness. Or not.
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
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You have to first invoke the Moktar Stealth Haze before you move in for the strike.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,442
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Hi Ace. What up?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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By the way, Hi Ace. You don't know me, I'm new. Trying not to attract too much notice, I think these people are a tad...crazy. They sound fun though, but you can never tell with the crazy ones. One minute you're trying to have a nice polite conversation, the next someone is pulling good looking men out of the freezer.
I tell you, they were put in there for a reason don't you think? Or am I missing the point somewhere?
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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Me too. As much as I'm happy with my singleness (all the opportunities that have come along for non-singleness having been decidedly poorer options) it would have been nice to at least get some @!$&! chocolate or something. Or just have someone care. Yay for finished story! Didn't leave my desk, except to use the facilities, from the moment I got into work until I left at the end of the day. No lunch. But finished a big project. Quote:
It's important to keep them fresh and crispy, doncha know?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Amergina: The velociraptors can take care of themselves. Watch out for motorcycles.
Debio: Have to be pulled out of the freezer periodically to check for freezerburn.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Do they have to be alive when you put them in? I gotta couple...um, never mind, I'll deal with it myself. |
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Hi All! I see we had a drive-by by ACE.
I went out tonight with my brother to see Star Wars I in 3d. Yes, I know. But we were both curious as to how it look. And it didn't look bad. But you know what looked like manna from heaven? The Hobbit trailer in 3D. OMG. ![]() Cannot wait. It's my birthday present, Precioussssssssssssssssss. (Seriously. It comes out the day after my birthday.) (Except now I want all of LoTR in 3D.)
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Star Wars in 3D seems cheesy to me. think Bill Murray on SNL singing "Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars.................................
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Part-time ninja
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Dallas, Texas
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![]() I tend to be anti-3D, but if anyone can make good use of the technology it's Peter Jackson. Also, so ready for The Hobbit -- in 3D or otherwise.
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
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And hello to the
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Hi Ace.
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