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Join Date: Dec 2007
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![]() I wasn't aware you were raising monkeys, Zan. ![]() I kid. I'm sure they're sweet kids. ... Now.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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What is the deal with toddlers and the overwhelming urge to go au naturale? When mine were little, I'd take their diapers off, and they were GONE! Running away, cackling like tiny little madmen the whole time.
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
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He just likes being in the buff and he peels out of clothes and his diaper given the option. So far I've found that a one piece romper seems to dampen the urge for him a little bit. He might slide an arm out the neck hole, but his diaper remains on.
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For which I am eternally grateful.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
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![]() No! That's a horrible thought!!! Damn you.
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
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I live to
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Mostly that second and that fifth one, thank you very much.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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Here's my boy with his head stuck in the cat tree this afternoon:
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[1] can't totally fault them, as it seems to be in the genes, if you consider that time I got my head stuck in the Eiffel tower...
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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I got my head stuck in a fence once myself. |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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I never got my head stuck in anything. I did pick up a snake and bring it home to mama, though, does that count for Stupid Kid Tricks?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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Indeed.
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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Come on second wind! Goooo!~
Aaaaany second now... |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Tried it. Doesn't work. The girlfriend just thinks it's adorable. No, the trick is to save it for when he has kids of his own. They don't think it's adorable; they think it's a challenge to outdo. Heh heh heh
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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I knew I liked you for a reason.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
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I bow to the master.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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I'm not sure getting his head stuck in the cat tree qualifies as primo blackmail material; that he was watching My Little Pony at the time, may be.
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
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ION, I'm trying to be crafty and am getting hung up on fancy supplies list. (anything more exotic sounding than super glue trips me up) Why do I volunteer myself for crap like this?
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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When I was three? black snake
When I was fourteen? timber rattler That's what you get when you raise kids in the country!
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod
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My older brother put a half-dozen snapping turtles in our family swimming pool when we were little. Ended up having to take the pool apart to get them out of there again.
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
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Ok. I've been hearing a definite scraping sound coming from the neighbor upstairs... and it sounds like they are digging away at the floor... I just hope the zombie apoxyclips hasn't started and they are on their way down here cuz their apt is filled with z-words.
I wish they would hush. I'm trying to read, while listening to Liev Schreiber narrate America: The Story of Us.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Just in case... Look out the window, do you see dark impenetrable clouds in the sky and/or columns of smoke rising from various parts of the city and/or unusually abandoned streets in front of your building? If the answer was "yes" to any of the above you should do the following: 1. come back and post here immediately so the rest of us can get a head start. 2. Pack up your belongings and flee the city. 3. Find a twelve year old girl to hang out with, they always seem to survive. |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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You know, I think editing/paring words is like housework for me. I really hate it.
Because, once I start, I can't stop till it's done. Wash the dishes? No problem. Do the laundry? no problem. But "clean the house"? Uh, uh. I'll spend days doing it. Can't stop. I'm finding that the more I cut out of this story, the easier it gets. I'm really gonna need some sandpaper when I'm done, it will need some smoothing. But, I really think it reads much faster. Which it needs since I'm going for that "train wreck" feeling. |
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Morning cantinas
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