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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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I've got my Z-word-fighting boots on standby. Now all I need is a shotgun...
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,800
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Erm. *Looks around*
Did I miss something? Like an apoxyclips and no one told me? Or are we just practising again? I'm trying to put an ancient sewing machine back together, if you could just hold on for a few more minutes.
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Why is it so hard to say the Zword in here? I mean, its just a word. Anyway, I have a question about SYW etiquette. ZZzZZz, dang you can't even sneak up on it. Anyway, being serious now, I am very unlikely to get upset over anything anyone says. I figure, that no matter how brilliant I think my words are, there will be people who don't get them. A story doesn't work unless the person reading gets them. So, I need to put them in a way the reader gets. I mean, I am a super genius and all, how hard can it be right? ![]() Anyway, my real question is this. This time for really real serious. If there was something I was trying to do, a way of portraying a character for example, is it ok to ask if it worked the way I intended? Like I said earlier, I have no intention of getting upset or arguing or anything. I just want to know if I succeeded at what I intended. Sorry about the silly stupidness. I need to go to bed. Up too late last night editing. |
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,135
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Not sure about the rest of the Cantina, but I am always training for the inevitable.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,135
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1) Out of respect for some members who greater-than-three the word. 2) It's fun to say. Long answer: 1) Math. Quote:
But yeah, if you're looking for something specific, there's no harm in asking. I do it to my betas all the time.* *Although, in all fairness, it's usually, "How does it rank on a scale of 1 to ZOMGSUX!?" or "Sorry about the mess." |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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I'm a foreign language teacher. I firmly believe no one learns without making mistakes. If someone at AW is kind enough to point mine out, there is no way I'm going to get mad at them. ETA: Its either too late, or I've been in my characters' heads too long. My English in this post is embarrassing. |
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
Posts: 3,703
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Yo.
Bad mood today. I'm pregnant and spend all my time with a two year old, a stupid dog and a very forgetful husband, I have a right. ![]() Although I'd welcome some happy distractions. Preferably anything that will help restore my faith in things male. Because right now, I'm in the "Men are stupid and useless" stage. : I should go back to back, if only I could...*collapses on smibble pile*
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,800
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Didn't someone once say that the inevitable was death and taxis?
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
Posts: 9,960
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It's okay Krickers we LOVE you!! ((HUGS))
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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Or is that Gibbs rule 9? Always carry a knife...
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,800
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My one just helped me reassemble my sewing machine. He's spent most of the morning scraping paint from the stairs and trying to sort out a problem with a DVD my parents can't watch even though he's 200 miles away from them and having to do it all remotely. I'm fairly sure he should be doing stuff for his university course really, but he's being far to darned helpful to moan at.
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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BE prepared.
(Yes, former Boy Scout)
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,135
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Pre. Peared. |
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,135
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,458
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Blah. That is all. Except to say you can ask for specific feedback in SYW. Glance at a few posts, especially samples from regulars and high post count members. Many ask for specifics in a polite manner.
Now back to blah.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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Z-Words are keeping me from my office!!!!
Okay, not really. Just Seniors. (As in Uni, not ciitzens.) Some sort of ... thing... in the open area outside my office. I still feel the need for shotguns and/or flamethrowers.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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Declare an event with free food somewhere. They will depart your region for said freebie.
Worked every time at my Uni. Was usually the only way to get people to show up...
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,868
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Morning all. The one day I could possibly, maybe, have someone actually phone me on my mobile device... I left it at home in the bathroom. Sigh.
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yes, we're just practicing
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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You're like the Cantina's mad uncle, aren't you, Bos? Muttering about kids on your lawn whilst clutching a shotgun.
Metaphorically, of course. Time well spent, I feel. Afternoon folks. The project OF DOOM11!!! plods on.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
Out of work? Stop by the AW Special Unemployment Team Password: serenity Fleas • Twits |
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,897
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Me, too. This is why I'm constantly honing my dance routines, in case I'm ever called upon to join Sparkle Motion. *nods* |
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
Posts: 9,960
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That someone makes an NCIS reference warms the cockles of my heart.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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Oh, sure. Let's go with that.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,868
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Are these color coded?
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