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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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Hello newbie. It occurs to me we dont have any UF critters. Feel free to suggest one
![]() We do have: A bantha Lioplurodon Sentient couch Hybrids of when the bantha experimented with the other two creatures. Many many smibbles A hat raptor A kracken baby that wont grow up ...what am I forgetting? Luckily the dong garden isnt sentient...
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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Happy B-Day Junely! I'd give you the cake smiley, but it creeps me out. Someone should bake one of those for realz though, that would be cool.
Welcome Silver-Midnight you have picked a good place. People here know stuff. And if they don't they do a good job of making things up as they go along. 'ware the Kraken, he likes fingers, and don't turn your back on the 'raptor. |
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,466
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Psst, the krackling is a girl.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,466
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In other news, how do you dump someone who is head over heels in love with you? Especially when they have dating issues and cant get enough of talking your ear off? We've only been on two dates but he calls constantly. It went from learning about an interesting person to a drudgery.
Maybe I'll call the non dater after dumping this guy. At least he was interesting long term. /harsh
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,525
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,466
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I hope not. I created it in innocence! Pure mistype-ing innocence. Blame the evil iphone if it is sentient.
Wait, has anyone actually gone into the center of the dong garden to see if it's sentient?
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"We're all mad here" - Cheshire Cat
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Falling into her own Wonderland
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Thank you guys for the warm welcome.
I haven't been writing Urban Fantasy for that long, under a year maybe. I have been writing longer than that in total though. I used to write Romance and related genres. Most of the UF I write has a romantic sub-plot with it. I'm not published; however, it is something I am definitely considering. If I do publish, I want to use a pen-name. I have written a few short stories, but not really novels. However, I hope to change that. I hope to write Urban Fantasy novels. So far, the UF writers I like are Jeaniene Frost and Patricia Briggs. I'm currently reading a book in the Fever series by Karen Marie Moning. |
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I don't actually write them all that differently from each other, though the genre expectations are a bit different between them. Fen: For UF critters, I think the Cantina should have green fairies. It only seems proper.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,466
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(I'm green. You green?)
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: May 2009
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Hard to get much more UF than a little guy with a pointy hat pushing his glasses up and telling you he liked dub step before anyone else had even heard of it. He would also be a big fan of original Nintendo Game Watches because the buttons fit his tiny fingers nicely. |
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Well, the green fairy is another name for absinthe.
And we are a Cantina...
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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There's a story in there someplace...
Probably more horror than anything, but there *is* a story in there.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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He would also find himself buried up to his ankles - hat first - in the garden after the first snide "cooler than thou" comment.
No hipster gnomes. Unless they're being used to feed the marine life.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
*needs multipass smiley*
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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No games, no hints, no "signals." Just be direct. As in, "I'm sorry, it's not going to work." And that's it.
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"We're all mad here" - Cheshire Cat
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Falling into her own Wonderland
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
Posts: 6,126
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Green fairies and sentient dong gardens.
*sigh* I lurves this place... |
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Odd person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Lair, CA
Posts: 6,126
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And...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUNELY!!!!! |
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
Posts: 4,892
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I've got a beer, Cantina. Watch out.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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And you're not sharing.... why, exactly?
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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Well of course I brought enough for everyone.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,466
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Cheers, Bos. Now, how to say these direct things without being an ass? But still reducing the phone calls to once a month tops? Although never calling me works, considering how hes still clearly clinging to his last gf who just wanted to be friends (pro tip- this is not the kind of thing to clue your new gf in on.)
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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![]() I've already finished my beer. A summer shady. Perfect for the day before a winter storm watch. I should point out that it was 78 yesterday.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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![]() Just be tactful, but direct. Honestly, my earlier suggestion will do just fine. If he presses you for why you don't think it will work, just be honest again an chalk it up to differing personalities. And then, if he still isn't getting it, then just be brutally direct.
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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![]() So you reduced the phone calls that much to give him a hint that he's not taking? (If I'm misunderstanding, sorry.) If he's not getting that big of a hint you'll just have to be the brave one and bring it up. Say something like, "I feel like I'm getting a vibe here that you want to be more than friends. I just wanted you to know that while I value our friendship, I don't see you as more than that." That gives him the ability to pretend he has no idea what your talking about, thus saving face. Even though you both secretly know what he was hedging for. ![]() Edit: And if he keeps pushing, what Bos said. Direct and to the point. And if he doesn't respect you enough to leave you alone about it then, then you shouldn't worry so much about being tactful. |
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